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#TV #Movies #Producer Active from 1967-2002 Now retired to Shrewsbury UK 🇬🇧 Although 84, Former 1970s Dandy and Cockmaster. Ready to fight for Justice and the right to eat Marmite on toast in the nude!
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Yesterday my wife Bunty & I had Liz Truss around for a boozy lunch after her successful American visit. We’ve known Liz for many years. After eating, Liz did her usual rendition of ‘Knees Up Mother Brown’ & showed us her musk. She then fell over, blamed the deep state & exited.❤️

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Worst. Episode. EVER.

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I have a visceral hatred of ELO. Don’t @ me. #totp

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Today there would be no fucking room on the grassy gnoll. 😢😢😢 🇺🇸 😢😢😢

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Glens diary: 1968 Song writing part one: Oof Hearted It’s a foggy morning in London Town, my sports cart backfired then started I sniffed the air, coughed really hard and thought Oof Hearted As I drove down Drury Lane with tunes in my head my hair was newly parted, I looked in the mirror

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This should be your weekend watch 😎👍 11/10 #ZeroHour #Netflix The cast is 24 carat gold ❤️

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Worst rendition of “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!” @ericidle

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Early call for #Fourinabed More toilet roll and a bigger sausage 👍

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We were a much better country when we killed Nazis with impunity. Make America Better Again!

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CARTOON OF THE DAY

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So you are a Nursery, Farming, Bank owning Billionaire in the UK 🇬🇧 It’s appalling that you will have to pay a little bit more #Tax

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“Mum, your a big fan of Vintage Cash Sheep?” “Yes, I climb into my loft then burrow through the roof walls to my neighbours and help myself to old camera’s, jewels and unused Tena pads!”

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We Conservatives are officially the guardians of the whole of western civilisation: Democracy Freedom Education Da Vinci Plato Aristotle Beethoven Carry on films Homes Under The Hammer Ben Fogle Flossing The Eurovision Song Contest Gloria Hunniford Greggs Dry humping Limping. 🇬🇧

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Now, that's a nice PC setup!

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“Apple Crumble Mustn’t Grumble!”

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Elon Musk ? Many years ago someone great played me this song #ElonMusk youtu.be/hqEFhx8-CQ0?...

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