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Drake rn:

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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

submitted 38 days ago • 25 comments

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here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

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Doctor Who is like if all the school bullies got together and performed a cruel sketch about what nerds like

submitted 597 days ago • 9 comments

LARRY: Wait a second wait a second. A goblin is a type of orc? LEON: A small orc, Larry. You gotta be tiny to qualify for that shit. In that mountain pass? Bilbo and company just so happened to reach a town of short-ass orcs

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

I think it’s tragic that John Lennon didn’t survive his shooting (giving us more years of his wonderful music) then die in 9/11 (sparing us his 9/11 tribute song)

submitted 121 days ago • 36 comments

again the rivers run black with black face as halloween 2024 rears its Racial head. Thankfully Ill be staying home, solving the Rubiks Cube.

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google 2012: here's how to make tacos google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin

submitted 138 days ago • 57 comments

the lottery is rigged against Polish men

submitted 137 days ago • 24 comments