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ulicritter.bsky.social
20 | bisexual | femboy | 💖 lil guy 💖 | MDNI🔞 links: https://linktr.ee/ulifemboi
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How my gay neighbor looks at me after I fuck his toaster:

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i have an elder beast locked in my basement (it came with the house) it gives me nightmares about a floating head that speaks in riddles that always seem to be prophetic in a horribly ironic way. but it pays its share of the rent on time every month and has violent tentacle sex with me very often!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Me in a boardroom meeting: "what if we made a show about dick cheny but hes a baby and we cal it 'lil dick'" Reed Hastings: "Wow! thats a great idea!" the wretched homunculus chained to the wall: "please father! let me die!"

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i want Jessica Rabbit to use my holes (respectfully)

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Fuck

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

💖😍Daddy!🥰💖

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

my friend just said he was thinking of buying a fleshlight... like... dude, im right here! 🙄

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Macdonald wendy??? 😮😮😮

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

NEW VIDEO OUT!! XD www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUgW...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

i dont NEED a gay burger! im doing fine on my own thank you very much! 🙄

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I'm about to fill my gay ass fruit husband with worms! (My cum)

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

this gay nerd is filled with food (hit him with sticks like a pinata)

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I think we should bring back John McAfee #FreeJohnMcAfee

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Back in college they used to call me the crow rapist... I have to disclose this information during interviews sometimes...

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The only broads I fuck are the ones who look exactly like Jeff Dunham. Because I want to dominate him... with my peenits...

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

BLOOD FOR THE WORM KING!!

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

gosh, if i had a nickle for every quarter i had i'd have $2.18

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

me when i see ur wife (whore)

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

*punches a hole through ur chest* (with rizz)😘

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Chimken... 🥺

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

*breaks u in half with my teeth* sowwy... 🥺

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

The Stance

submitted 48 days ago • 7 comments

if u put me in a room with Jessica Rabbit im gonna come out pregnant!! 🥺

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

do u haves bunger? :3

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

Is it supposed to be that small? >:3 #femboy #twink #devil #gay

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

*thinking emoji* #femboy #thighs #femboythighs #cute #gay

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who up wiggling they worm?

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Him is me! :0

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment