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lunch today was 8 bunny shaped marshmallows and a green red bull. i feel like im in a hieronymus bosch painting.

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white girl music really popped tf off with florence + the machine

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SATURDAY SCENE

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when i die play my immaterial girls x evangelion amv i made in like 2018 so everyone has to see how hard i cooked

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the cats and i listening to onew's mini album in the kitchen while i make coffee

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i am begging for unserious people to follow on here please oh my god.

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wait let him cook

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wait so youre telling me a teenaged mutant ninja'd this turtle???

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i beat alan wake 2. there is a hole in my heart that red dead redemption 2 had left and i thought had healed but i feel it now, more than ever.

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this is what my wife hears when i put on onews or keys solo albums

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tattoo this directly on my forehead

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onew in his happy silly goofy joyous carefree era 🦋🌻🌈🫧💫

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lemme get this straight im supposed to be afraid of this guy?

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love that taemin was forever the one to wear the most on his head at all times in any given situation.

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chick fil a counter guy was glowing and giggling all throughout my order and it finally came out that he was still riding the high from going to a wwe show last night. i love that for him.

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Shawols bringing their lightsticks to the impeachment protests in Korea, a thread:

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letting out a little layne staley "AHHH" after being nonverbal for a few hours to make sure im still alive

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shinee up shinee up shinee up shinee up shinee up shinee up (mm, mm)

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"gee, theres one thing i almost forgot..."

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2024 really was the year of being good, being great, working, getting paid, thank god all day

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my team? number one?

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our christmas tree seems to have an earthbound enemy aura to it

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the sleeper cell activation phrase effect of shinees sherlock (clue+note) has me in a chokehold.

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alan wake 2

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this is beautiful to my eyeballs

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im a woman of simple wants. i stand by the window with my cup of coffee waiting for the mailman to drop off my japanese chili and curry seasonings i ordered.

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found a lil freak in bright falls

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started alan wake 2 and got jump scared by the title card

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got her ass!

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lunch today was 8 bunny shaped marshmallows and a green red bull. i feel like im in a hieronymus bosch painting.

white girl music really popped tf off with florence + the machine

SATURDAY SCENE

when i die play my immaterial girls x evangelion amv i made in like 2018 so everyone has to see how hard i cooked

the cats and i listening to onew's mini album in the kitchen while i make coffee

i am begging for unserious people to follow on here please oh my god.

wait let him cook

wait so youre telling me a teenaged mutant ninja'd this turtle???

i beat alan wake 2. there is a hole in my heart that red dead redemption 2 had left and i thought had healed but i feel it now, more than ever.

this is what my wife hears when i put on onews or keys solo albums

tattoo this directly on my forehead

onew in his happy silly goofy joyous carefree era 🦋🌻🌈🫧💫

lemme get this straight im supposed to be afraid of this guy?

love that taemin was forever the one to wear the most on his head at all times in any given situation.

chick fil a counter guy was glowing and giggling all throughout my order and it finally came out that he was still riding the high from going to a wwe show last night. i love that for him.

Shawols bringing their lightsticks to the impeachment protests in Korea, a thread:

letting out a little layne staley "AHHH" after being nonverbal for a few hours to make sure im still alive

shinee up shinee up shinee up shinee up shinee up shinee up (mm, mm)

"gee, theres one thing i almost forgot..."

2024 really was the year of being good, being great, working, getting paid, thank god all day

my team? number one?

our christmas tree seems to have an earthbound enemy aura to it

the sleeper cell activation phrase effect of shinees sherlock (clue+note) has me in a chokehold.

alan wake 2

this is beautiful to my eyeballs

im a woman of simple wants. i stand by the window with my cup of coffee waiting for the mailman to drop off my japanese chili and curry seasonings i ordered.

found a lil freak in bright falls

started alan wake 2 and got jump scared by the title card

got her ass!

if mammoth grinder ever tours again, im pulling up with a custom made lightstick, photocards, and a fan chant.

Quote this with who you'd be in Star Trek cowboy archer goes so hard

shitposting on bluesky

i think God wouldve been ok with it if we got a veggietales Jesus