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Gender-swap 'The Substance' starring Tobin Bell and Tobin Bell wearing a baseball cap backwards.

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As the tariff wars continue growing in scope, Kanye West had been urgently flown into DC, where he is to helm a new taskforce working on development of more potent ethnic slurs.

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In the Future, if posts of Mine are found that are in Poor Taste and of Disagreeable Opinions, and I publicly apologize and promise that my Worldview had changed, know then, that not only did I not change my Opinions, but actually Doubled Down on them.

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Cheese is actually bad. closes the laptop, goes to sleep

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LFG! (let's flop gormlessly)

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In the name of the Fast, of the Furious, and of the Tokyo Drift 🙏

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Leaked Secret Service internal memo refers to non-bald federal employees as "Ratatouille-compromised" and lays down measures to promote shaved heads as a standard government hairstyle without causing nation-wide panic.

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If I were a dog and saw a pug, I would probably be confused, angry and existentially sad.

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if you want to get rich on the cockfights, bet on a cock that got nothing to lose

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Bong Joon-ho commenting on Mickey 17's underwhelming box office performance: "Yeah, but my movies slap dick tho. Does Captain America: Brave New World slap dick? Didn't think so."

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I think it's important that we're all reminded that not only the screen name of the guy who played Michael Myers in Halloween 2 is Dick Warlock, he also named his sons Lance Warlock and Willy Warlock.

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I guess it's the lockdowns, but it's weird how everyone was so chill with the fact that the main character of Animal Crossing New Horizons is heavily implied to be Adolf Hitler's fursona.

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Will you Ferrell me?

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do you think batman just carries adoption papers in his utility belt

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Them heights be wuthering.

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When Anthony C. Ferrante remade Stanley Kubrick's 'Sharknado', all original copies have been destroyed and erased from public records.

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In a fight, fear the guy with a brick. A gun is a threat, a brick is a promise.

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They should make a Pac-Man movie adaptation with Samuel L. Jackson, so that we could hear him saying "WAKA WAKA MUTHUFUCKA"

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Didn't Oscars already happen, like a year ago? Exhausting and redundant.

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Petition to rename hijacking to hijeffing.

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In order to kidnap Zelda, Ganon had to collect a groundhog, a quahog and a hedgehog to form the holy Trihog.

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Would hate to become a zombie. If I'm dead, I don't want to do any work. Chasing rugged survivors through urban terrain? No thanks.

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"Anya Taylor-Joy" sounds like Aaron Taylor-Johnson's drag name.

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I was ostracized in plastic surgery community for my Dangerous, Avantgarde ideas. But who's laughing now, that I have replaced my face with surgically implanted (sewn on top) face of a baby seal (NOT a Navy Seal)? (Not me, as I can't laugh on the account of having a seal face sewn on).

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Quentin Tarantino: I have a movie to pitch Exec: O boy, here we go Quentin Tarantino: Tarantino's Dracula Exec: Go on Quentin Tarantino: It's a modern twist on Dracula Exec: Makes sense Quentin Tarantino: Except instead of blood... Exec: Quentin Tarantino: ...he sucks toes Exec: There it is

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