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I just really love cats. Oh yeah, and I stream. Business Inquiries: [email protected]
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Gonna be zooming the globe in Mario Kart world later today on stream! Thinking a 2pm ish start!

In the past 48 hours I have: - Given Mareep a voice so accurate it’s either art or a cry for help - Caught Entei and aged 3 years doing it - Performed a Pokémon parody of “Stacy’s Mom” about Falkner’s dad I need a nap and possibly supervision.

I finally caught Entei and I’m still recovering tbh. The short is up if you wanna witness the stress 😭 Also I’m going live soon because apparently I don’t learn. youtube.com/shorts/bCxu9... twitch.tv/UltraMel0n

Saw this yesterday!!! It was inspiring.

My last three jobs: – Caloric Intake Facilitator – Energy Potion Crafter – Void Conversationalist (present)

Social media isn’t a side quest. It’s a boss battle. And every time I think I’ve won, Bluesky's like: “Cool. Now post that again but funnier.”

Today I taught Hyper Beam to a Bulbasaur And did voice work for a sheep Pokémon. Yep. 🌱Bulba: youtube.com/shorts/Iyiu-... 🐑Mareep: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjV35eCQ/

I keep thinking about the third evolution of Dugtrio. Quadtrio. I know it makes no sense. But let’s make it happen.

I invented a new Pokémon evolution. Its name… is Quadtrio. I’m sorry. 🎬 youtube.com/shorts/tjdaZ... #pokemon #cursed

I made a silly little video about how the grass in Johto’s National Park blew my mind. It is now the most viewed thing I’ve ever posted. 🎬 youtube.com/shorts/lMPpj... 🌱 Come be blown away by pixelated grass with me.

Me: I want to be known for my Pokémon impressions and voice acting range. Also me: accidentally becomes a grass-type lifestyle brand

Do I REALLY catch Entei?? I panicked. He did not. 🔥 youtube.com/shorts/2xmXp...

My little short about Johto grass is gaining views faster than anything I’ve posted before. Apparently people are *very* emotionally attached to pixelated nature. 🎬 youtube.com/shorts/lMPpj... 🌱 I post a new one every day. Join the chaos.

Pokémon HeartGold’s National Park theme made me cry over grass. Touching grass shouldn’t be this powerful. 🌿

Anyone have tips for keeping up consistency with posts? I feel like I always forget to be active and then I’m like “oh, right. I have that.”

I’m trying to platinum all the Kingdom Hearts games and I’m on 1.5. Serenity powers do not exist. 🍄

Whitney: Normal type gym leader of Goldenrod City. Known across Johto for her Miltank of Mass Destruction. And for completely losing it when she is defeated in battle. She gets mean. Like, rollout on my heart mean. Watch her spiral:

What to do when you lose your voice? Act like a silent film star, obviously! #comedyskit #twitchstreamer #silentfilm

I tried to sound like a sheep 🐑 and it went… bahh-dly. Mareep deserves better. Rate my impressions 1–10 or just bleat in solidarity. 🤜🤛 #twitchstreamer #twitchclips #pokemon #sheep #impressions

I traded my voice for legs, and all I got was a cold. It’s giving budget Ariel. 🧜🏻‍♀️ 😷🫖 #LostMyVoice #UnderTheBlanket #SickGirlEra

I wrote a love song for Falkner’s missing dad. It’s a “Stacy’s Mom” parody and I haven’t been the same since. youtube.com/shorts/_jHm4...

Cozy bed kittens ☺️

#booksky

We woke up today. Way to go us. 💙

12 and thriving!

Did you know? It took over 25 years since the Pokemon TCG's inception to print the text "choose 1 or more:"; with the card Roseanne's Backup, released in 2022. It's still the only card in the game to have this text.

I'm a millennial, of COURSE I've started planning for my retirement. I even invested early so I can get that compound interest rolling.

I lost my stream save for #Pokemon #HeartGold…….😭I ended after beating the first gym. Should I start over on stream or play off stream up to the point where I ended? Not sure how people would feel about watching the whole intro again… (looking at you sprout tower 🫠!) #twitchstreamer #pokemonstreamer

Was finally able to stream tonight for the first time in forever and my heart is so happy 💙☺️

Not to brag buuuuuuuut, I found the cure for anxiety today. youtube.com/shorts/sSsSm...

Hi BlueSky! Haven’t been on here in a while ☺️ I made a new YouTube video about my first time playing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and I would so appreciate anyone checking it out! Thank you 💙 #castlevania #symphonyofthenight #gaming #sotn youtu.be/wgfpXHRm5oU

Live now with Final Fantasy VII Rebirth!!!

Gonna be playing more Final Fantasy VII Rebirth tonight and I am PSYCHED! Randomly started playing it last night after the main theme played during a BRB. 😂 That music has powers I will never understand!

What’s a game you like to play at least once a year? Mine is UNDERTALE ❤️

I used a food processor to chop vegetables for the first time yesterday and, like… why have I been chopping them by hand this whole time??? I feel like I’m cheating on my knife.

An urban symphony 🎼🎶🚗

I have a matchmaking call with a therapist office today. How many goats do you think they’ll ask for in exchange for my mental illness?