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umakompton.bsky.social
Anti bullying advocate, Professional Sabrina Carpenter hater, Sewerside survivor, Sex Trafficking Survivor, Abortionist, Mother, Virgin
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going to a JLO concert cause i need some time alone

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Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.

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Like a poem said by a lady in red…

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Just a reminder to my CHRISTIAN brothers and sister that Abracadabra by Lady Gaga is about BLACK MAGIC! stay away from that satanic harlot

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In honor of black history month, I’m not finna use aave

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Jay-Z check cleared on time this year

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Down at the Afro-Korean Film Conference….

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In honor of black history month, I’m not finna use aave

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being sad tiktok is gone but then realizing im never going to hear a gr*cie abr*ms song ever again

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Miss Chop Ho? Is it alright if I hand in my chilework assignment a little late?

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Welcome back, David Lynch

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The Perks of Being a Chop Hoe

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Haven‘t they suffered enough???!!!

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First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄

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I’m sorry but how does a fire do this 😭 just put it out?

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S(he) S(hits) (Her)self

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The T in T-Shirt stands for Trans 🏳️‍⚧️

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Welcome back Jimmy Carter

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My 6-year-old son wants to hug me because he is sad. How do I politely tell him I'm uncomfortable?

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no gay stuff allowed today. its new years eve, not new years steve

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Can i be the first one to get some robot dick

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New year, same me cuz im perfect

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Whatever happened to that plane that just disappeared like?????

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Woke up MONOGAMOUS again. thank god

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Republicans be like:

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me showing up to dinner on Christmas just to get free food and suck my uncles dick after two glasses of wine

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Santas not the only one coming tonight 🎄🍪🥛💦

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Blake Lively flicked my [email protected] at a meet and greet and said "Loose wait fatty" Never been so humiliated in my life.

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Blake Lively flicked my [email protected] at a meet and greet and said "Loose wait fatty" Never been so humiliated in my life.

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Blake Lively is a terrible actress and an awful human bean

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Gays will go to med school and find a cure for dementia just to hear Wendy Williams‘ thoughts on Luigi Mangione

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2024 ending with a bang, they finally got that fraud Sabrina Carpenter

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wondering if a trans person will forget that they're trans when Alzheimer's kick in

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The Rosa Parks story gets more complicated when we acknowledge that the white man who wanted her seat was suffering from ADHD and anxiety

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Her mom deserved better than an evil ungrateful sl*t of a daughter

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y’all remember when we used to make ice and use it as a dildo??😭

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That because Katy Perry's latest album was worse than murder

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when a bitch with bpd breaks up with u first that's how u know u fucked up

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