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I am jesus christ main @MCuban.bsky.social
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i shouod be in the throws of SOMETHING by now

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sadly at thid point i thibj modt would say i havr lost my battle wwith autism

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imgur being absolutely unusable makes sense when you rmemeber it's created by greedy fsggots

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ugh oh, all of my worn underwear smell fine today.

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whwn im lookin at it behindmme i aay im "checking my flanks"

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flesh sim says "pedo island" and the same guy but in a different shirt aays "japan?"

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listener's discharge

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listener's ejaculate

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listener's secretion

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im gonna punch myself, in the HEAD. im not even convinced itll hurt!

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uncontolled substabces

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ancuent human man who is not enough to hunt but he burns the shit out of his fingers and is essential cooking tool to the tribe. blackfingers

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suppose my dick

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oh no it's all actually real. and there are only a few of me

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they told me i should see crazy whores in south dakota and i did

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top level bottom shelf

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it is really weird, but it's no wonder poeple write them like this--over half the real compliments they have read were from obits

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it is really weird but it's no wonder poeple write like this--over half the reallife compliments they've read were from obits

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dana white and jon jones need to strip

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came up with this new bit where i claim im jesus

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but come on, you love this shit? you love progress?

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i accidently took a reverse viagra and supposedly to cancel it you have to take 10 regular ones but the side effects can be bad

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i accidently took a reverse viagra and apparently you need 10 to fancel it out and the risks are high

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all these rich white people moving in with thier open-minded kids. call it genderfication

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gamera is a friend of all children

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i think my body has borders

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"there is something called"-- do youcall it that? was it already named when it was discovered? dumbass

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pee & bj

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start starting things are on earth

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the boy with the usb penis

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they love me becayss im perturbance

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gotta have fun at the lunch hour

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just heard "genrlemen, we agreed upon the rules in the bathroom,"

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once the women find their thailand gangs mobs and violence will "have always been the underbelly of the USA"

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ive figured out that a lot of people watch a mentally crazy person during the day and then they try to impersonate that person or they want that to become their inner thoghts. especially when the day is done. i do it too

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there will come a time wherne we have to acknowledge it

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and it's tough to live a life that is honest and generous, wihtout bullshit, that's fun and free, when there are narcs fucking everywhere and spies in your house.

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do women have egos?

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woke up from a wet dream, alone. again.

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diarreah art on walls of stalls go by "stanksy"

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someone says "how do you think?" i say " confusedly"

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