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unarmedballoon.bsky.social
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Trump 100% got this gold heist idea from watching Die Hard with a Vengeance

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

man i gotta say, Woke 2 had better go hard as fuck

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

man i really wish i had a senator to call and complain to right now

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

the wallet inspector told me he was going to give me my wallet back but an analysis of my pockets found that my wallet has not been returned

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

May God damn this administration and everyone in it.

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

This is the worst angle of Elon's sieg heil I've seen. Look at all the grotesque laughter and glee in the background. Utterly sickening.

submitted 30 days ago • 50 comments

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 34 days ago • 4408 comments

Good sunny morning from Mount Pleasant, DC, the land DCDPW forgot. Streets, including here at Bancroft Elementary, are ice sheets. Bancroft's sidewalks, meanwhile, are paved in salt. Perhaps we should let DGS do school streets, too... 🤔 /cc @cmnadeauoffice.bsky.social

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

A helpful thing to remember, or at least it has been for me: in hard times, there will be discrete moments—maybe lots of them—where you experience love and joy and community. It is no sin to enjoy them, and arguably more of one to refuse them.

submitted 37 days ago • 17 comments

Elon Musk is what happens when you create a society that believes technology can achieve anything and collective action can achieve nothing

submitted 42 days ago • 49 comments