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In an insane world the sane person is crazy. Shitposting is an art not a science. I'll take age and treachery over youth and skill any day. Still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.
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Krasnov supporters are floating the idea of a $5,000 "DOGE Check" for every US household. They want to buy our silence & obedience for a paltry 5K. The modern equivalent of "Bread & Circuses." Fuck them and their 30 pieces of silver. Yes. I am mixing my metaphors.

Krasnov

"The only band that matters"

Public health genius Robert "Road Kill Kennedy" has postponed The ACIP meeting in one of the worst flue seasons in years. The American Academy of Pediatrics depends on info generated by this group. He's not not waiting to "go wild on health." BTW- Measles is spreading & H5N1 is moving up the ladder.

"Krasnov"

Some Russian guy claims that the Tangerine Tyrant was recruited as a spy by the KGB in 1987. They gave him the nickname: Krasnov, meaning "the red one". Wouldn't surprise me one bit. Let's start calling him Krasnov from now on... Krasnov.

Dismantling USAID is creating a vacuum in the third world. Nature abhors a vacuum. China and Russia already trying to fill those voids.

In the ER. kidney Stone. It's a big one, 9mm. How's your day so far?

When you realize it wasn't a fart.

Dems need to make a Faustian Bargain. We need a leader who has the mentality of a streetfighter and Is willing to curb stomp republicans opponents when they are down. Taking the "higher road" help to get us here. This is war.

Whoever has the kneepad concession outside the Whitehouse must be making a fortune.

My uneducated guess is that TFG pulls us out of NATO in less than 2 years. Xi and China, believing that we are not dependable allies anymore, tries to leverage Taiwan in the next 4 years before a new administration. Assuming there will be a new administration.

He's going to take and take and then take some more until someone breaks his fucking hand.

Not in a good place today. Are we as well and truly fucked as it appears? I'm not giving up because that's what they want. Any hope of special elections helping us to claw back some power? .

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

Social Security is being threatened by DOGE DOGE is illegal MUSK is illegal It’s a COUP Keep reposting this

I escaped Elmo's funhouse 3 months ago. I just passed 10K followers. Thanks to all my nonbot followers. For those of you expecting insightful analysis and witty banter, I apologize in advance. I will disappoint you just like I have disappointed everybody else in my life.

Make your voice heard today!

This shit has Stephen Miller written all over it. TGF wouldn't know Napolean if he rose from the dead and bit him on the ass. TFG regurgitates whatever he's told, shows up for the photo opps and the pressers but Elmo and Miler are running the country.

When he says he wants Gaza, believe him. When he says he wants Canada, believe him. When he says he wants the Canal, believe him. When he says he wants Greenland, believe him. What he really wants to be is Putin and to be able to gobble up anything or anyone he wants.

How much will a membership at Gazalago cost?

The US is finding out that if you let the devil on the bus, he's going to want to drive.

Winter is long. Life is short. Let us live while we are alive. Have a cookie.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

Mazie asked me to wish you all a "happy Valentines Day." She also wants me to ask " where's my fucking chocolate?"

The view outside my home office window. The birds knock the seed out of the feeders and the deer come and eat the birdseed.

Tfg says he wants the US, China & Russia to cut military spending by 50%. I wonder if Lockheed Martin, Northrop Gruman and General Dynamics will sit idly by as the flow of cash is stopped? They'd loose billions annually. He might develop some "health" problems if he tries this.

I gave the video from yesterday the full Zapruder treatment. I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that X definately told tfg to shut the fuck up. On top of that, the kid really gave his nose a work out. Watching tfg while X was digging for treasure was priceless.

And now accepting the 2025 Neville Chamberlain "Peace In Our Time" award.......

Has anybody told Ukraine?

You can have your sundrenched sandy beaches with palm trees swaying in warm tropical breezes. Give me +11 with a brisk wind out of the west and pre-dawn snowblowing any day!