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trying to pay my toll bill and the site is fucking down death to texas

friday baby

watch the clock long enough and the clock will watch you

i'm actually just a tiny guy who looks exactly like me who is behind both this things eyes driving it

i don't have a frame of reference point for missiles

working in an office is 90% saying "lol things have been crazy lately huh" while nothing at all is happening

playhing cod til life loses meaning

watching a pirated version of oppenheimer on the big tv at work today

hard scope hard cock can't lose

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Googel Earth

write wrods and then Post them!

love looking at tweets on the Blue Sky

managing files is my favorite pass time

suffering the web

i love naviagating a browser

erm, he's right inside me, isn't he 😬

friday baby

rode the elevator down one story with a guy who clearly takes time out of his day to exercise. just take the stairs man.

heat nuggets? what is this, dinner time??

three day weekend over

picjtures of dogs and other animals

friday baby

going on family feud and throwing

the alert made my 5G phone google gay porn, it wasn't me mom

the alert made me piss myself

This is the shit that had him snatching granola bars right out of Luke's hand

nobody knows the pain I'm in every day (tummy hurt, too many iced coffees)

i'm a serious coffee addict i drink like 4 mochachinos from the instant coffee machine at the oil change place every day

my favorite coffee shop is the instant coffee machine at the oil change place

today's so fucked i need an extra strong mochachino from the instant coffee machine

is there a mrs coffee?

is there a mr office?