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unclebran.bsky.social
I like bikes. Mostly ones with engines.
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submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Remember kids: legality doesn't necessarily map to morality. Sometimes authorities will take issue with the right thing to do, so buy that tail-tidy/fender eliminator. This post is about modifying motorcycles. #motorcycles #motorcycle

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, I'm still alive. On a note related to my not-posting: GOD DAMN IT I HATE WINTER SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

no one ever asked for an "engaging" refrigerator. we want it to keep our food cold and not cost too much. if my refrigerator ever starts talking to me i will empty a .308 into it

submitted 50 days ago • 162 comments

Finance tip: put lumps of coal in your butt and ride on tar-snaked roads in a rainstorm. You might just pucker them bad boys into diamonds. #motorcycle #financeguru

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

This seems like a legit enough reason 😂 #motorcycle #bikelife

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Things I do not have in my living room: a couch. Things I do have in my living room: A motorcycle I'm re-wiring.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Chomp.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

This whole hillside is for sale to developers to shotgun more shitass McMansions up the side of it. I'm going to miss the views. #sunset #motorcycle #motorcycles

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

What a weird feeling, just found a post on Reddit of someone claiming my bike is theirs. It's plain black R6, man. I'd probably never know it from another if I hadn't taken the photo lol. www.reddit.com/r/motorcycle...

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Chicken strips on the tank to go with the ones on the tires. 🥲 #motorcycle #motorcycles

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I have what's called the "Target logo" personality type, where to strangers I can seem grumpy and annoying and off-putting (the outer red ring) but once you get to know me a little you reach the friendly white layer. Then once you REALLY get to know me

submitted 101 days ago • 12 comments

If the weather permits this weekend (or if it doesn't permit and you're just more rider than I am) #motorcycle #motorcycles

submitted 93 days ago • 3 comments

Sometime in the mid-80's Yamaha railed a line of coke and screamed "BECAUSE IT'D BE RAD AS HELL." No one had asked them a question. Anyway, this bike is dumb. So very, very dumb, and I love it. #Yamaha #VMAX #motorcycle #motorcycles

submitted 94 days ago • 6 comments

Anybody else spend too much keeping an old bike running? This one always brings a smile for me. #motorcycles #XS650

submitted 96 days ago • 7 comments

PROTIP: Make your bike-curious friend a deal they can't pass up when you sell your first bike. You get a riding buddy, and they get t̷o̷ ̷s̷h̷a̷r̷e̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷r̷ ̷c̷r̷i̷p̷p̷l̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷a̷d̷d̷i̷c̷t̷i̷o̷n̷ a bike!

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

When I worked here I was one of two people (that I knew of) to use the bike rack. What? ...It's a bike. It counts. 👀 #motorcycle

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments