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Just your friendly neighborhood Clitoris from Melbourne | 29 | use any pronouns for me | Any wild posts or reposts or comments on my profile are purely for comedic purpose and should not be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form
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Imagine if you could watch eTio all day. He's just a Spanish uncle drinking coffee on a livestream

Melting hot wax into my pussy so I can make a mold for Banksy

Could anyone please help a girl out with getting a bag of cat litter? I need $35. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

Pussy from a girl with explosive IBS

I love how Chuck Schumer doesn't do shit except sit at his fucking desk all day and tweet bullshit. Hey Chuck get the FUCK off your ass and GO DO SOMETHING TO FIX THIS SHIT, YOU LAZY ASSHOLE. DO YOUR JOB.

I wish my dad was still alive so I could tell him how popular his almost getting Taylor Swift killed story/explanation has been lately

Getting my back blown out at the hair salon before getting my hair blown out

Which one is the top

happy pride everyone

Your grandfather forgot to take Madame Zeroni up the mountain to drink from the stream and that's why you suck

Too many early Tumblr people are on this app and it's just repeating the same bullshit that happened over there between 2008-2015. That's the real problem

Some far-right police groups have shot pedestrians trying to get home in the stomach, teargassed toddlers, manhandled 9 months pregnant women, trampled on unarmed people with horses and beat them with clubs. I'm so tired.

Since account is blowing up, I might as well ask if anyone can donate to help me not get evicted because I had to get my cat spayed yesterday after my car broke down! I'm 240 short for rent and every penny or repost helps! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

PLEASE REPOST

💜MUTUAL AID POST💜 Hey I have until tomorrow to finish collecting the money I need to get my cat spayed. I was doing doordash but my car died. I have a ride to the spay appointment, I'm only at 50/250 needed! Any donations or reposts are greatly appreciated! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

This girl needs a paypig right now I want the Switch 2 immediately

GOOD MORNING BLUESKY WAKE UP

💜MUTUAL AID POST💜 I have three days to finish collecting the money I nerd to get my cat spayed. My car died and I can't work without it. I'm at $25/250 needed for the appointment. Please repost or donate if you can! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

Watching Elon and Trump have the breakup of the year is so fucking funny

Feeding covid flavored hotdogs to my wife

Reposting until we meet goal! I'm at 25/250 needed to get my cat spayed! Car is toast for now so we're just gonna focus on getting my cat fixed, she has her spay appointment in 5 days on the 10th. Please repost or donate if you can!

Reposting until we meet goal! I'm at 25/250 needed to get my cat spayed! Car is toast for now so we're just gonna focus on getting my cat fixed, she has her spay appointment in 5 days on the 10th. Please repost or donate if you can!

Do you eat your covid the hamburger way or the hotdog way

Two bottoms in a trench coat looking for a top

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH TODAY IS SCREAM DAY

Car is fucked entirely. Please repost or donate if you can so I can get my cat spayed at least. I'm so upset, this sucks. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

Bluesky needs different notification icons for comments and likes. Sure the butterfly notification icon is nice but it's not indicitive of what kind of notification you're getting

Car is fucked entirely. Please repost or donate if you can so I can get my cat spayed at least. I'm so upset, this sucks. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

Every ICE member is the same as a nazi

I'm supposed to start at a new job tomorrow but I have no idea what I'm going to do without this car

My car shit the bed and I have to get my cat spayed in 7 days. If anyone can help repost this or donate please it would be highly appreciated. A new radiator is going to cost me at least 100 to buy and my cat is 250 to get spayed $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal

Nancy Mace is a dumb rat cunt

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Please enjoy the beasts

That post is so deeply upsetting

No need to go to a galaxy far, far away. The cat of your dreams is right here on Earth - meet Mars!🪐🌎💫 With a name like Mars, you'd expect a fierce warrior, but this cat prefers cuddles to any clash of titans. Is Mars' gravitational pull drawing you in? Join his orbit today! We are open 11am-6pm.

Had a cotsco hotdog today and I was immediately reminded that not all CEOs are evil

If I worked at Arby’s, I would get so much pussy