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i'm so hyped for other people's birthdays and also full of dread every year for my own

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every day i think about trinity from the matrix and thank her for the gift of Lesbianism

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feeling like this guy lately

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the paradox of tolerance is about taking a break from weed

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Stop talking shit about yourself in front of me like I won’t pop you for talking about my friend.

submitted 17 hours ago • 8 comments

Saw a guy illegally foraging for mushrooms in the nature preserve, I said "watch out for the ones with the wavy gills, they'll kill ya" as I went by and he did the most horrified double take. I don't know a damn thing about mushrooms but I sure look like the kind of hippie white lady that would lmao

submitted 13 hours ago • 34 comments

I would eat his heart in the market-place.

submitted 17 hours ago • 20 comments

No one prepares you for the guilt & fear you experience when you become chronically ill. Even if you’re lucky enough to have a supportive family/partner… there’s always the fear they could leave. The guilt that you’re a burden. The pain of wishing you didn’t NEED someone so much.

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praying that all of the girls on this website are still alive and well

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Top 10 goth women: 1)The bride of Frankenstein 2)Wednesday Addams 3)That chick from The Ring 4)My sleep paralysis demon 5)Skeletor's ex-wife 6)My 401k after the market crash 7)The girl who sits alone at lunch 8)The dark lord Cthulhu 9)The night 10)My future

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my favorite film genres 1. when the muppets make a movie 2. when the muppets take manhattan 3. when the muppets go to outer space

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Telling the waitress “I don’t give out my personal information” when she asks if I have been to the restaurant before or if I have any allergies

submitted 14 hours ago • 31 comments

Thought-canceling headphones

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(Fred Durst) I think you better quit lettin' shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a sucked dick

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Some of the signs from today's art build for International Day Against Police Brutality! Come out next Saturday at 3pm for IDAPB, starting at WPS HQ and ending at X-Cues.

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Posters for International Day Against Police Brutality are going up around town! Make sure to come out on Saturday - it starts at 3pm at WPS HQ and will be followed by a free community dinner at X-Cues!

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i live for all the little gay and trans ppl in my phone

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reminder- it is incredibly brave to keep going every day. to get back up after ur falls. to cry when u need to. to take the naps when u crave extra rest. to sit things out when u aren’t feeling ur best. u are so brave for showing up & feeling every emotion as they come. i’m so proud of u!!

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more hype for my wife's birthday than i ever will be for my own

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if you have an issue with the trans community get the fuck off my page im so fucking serious

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

do you fw girls that turn evil when they get overstimulated

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Person who told you they would stand with you when it’s time to stand with you: Oh I meant that in the way where it made me feel good about myself to say it and not in the way where I actually had to do it

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oh great, the most annoying person in my city is on here, this should be interesting

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just hit the bong... forgetting it didn't have water in it🤡🤠

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when kendrick said "my temperament bipolar i choose violence" i felt that

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why are my neighbors like this...

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i want fruit flavoured alcohol :|

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yes, doing nothing makes everything worse. historically, when a state fails to provide basic social security for all during a time of crisis and pandemic, that failure is recognized not as an accident but a choice, a crime that is never forgiven or forgotten

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Turns out that Gene Bowers is the new WPS chief after all. Safe to assume the public will receive no explanation of why there were months of delays and legalities. Here's our recent rundown of his bizarre obsession with sex workers. Total scumbag. winnipegpolicecauseharm.org/blog/the-ant...

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awaiting package™️

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my new avatar really represents me

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1) Trans people are less than 1% of the population. In any given jurisdiction you’d have 1 trans athlete competing against…who exactly? 2) “Basic rights” include the ability to participate in public life like playing sports or using locker rooms 3) The right has completely fabricated this “problem”

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

the feminine urge to unhinge your jaw and swallow your enemies whole

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I have to remind myself that I’m a raisin (very dehydrated) and I need to drink more water.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I need you all to say it with me: him not being weird to me doesn’t mean he wasn’t weird to anyone

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going from friends who ditch you for being mentally ill to friends who accept and understand you despite your struggles is life changing

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Self sabotage my old friend

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dealing my friends psychic damage with my lore

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imagine having a brain that doesn't alternate between feverish irritable hypomania and suffocating depression

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If you suck off enough cops they'll make you an honorary member of the KKK

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