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My uncle who I have nothing in common with stopped watching professional sports a few years ago so now we REALLY have nothing to talk about at family functions.

All the ladies in the memory care unit are very sassy and grabby today.

Groped! At the nursing home.

It's the Warioware of Cultist Simulators

Blue Prince is like if Myst was a fidget spinner and good.

I was doing a silly Morissey voice and my cat woke up from her nap to look over her shoulder at me like "shut the fuck up". The reviews are in!

I laid down for a minute while I was downloading a game and accidentally took a HARD nap. Just ruined my shit.

Front camera on my phone has stopped working. Went to try to take a selfie of me and the cats with the regular camera, knocked over my tall can of truly and sent the cats flying trying to rescue it. It was pretty damn funny.

A happy Wet Day to all who celebrate.

I love this song but I love this video more. He's on trial for music crimes.

I am squatting the NY Theater Guide site so hard for tickets to these guys in Godot

42 years breaking hearts. In a few days.

Could I love them more?

Was wondering why my cats were acting more insane than usual and remembered I was packing fish at work all day and I stink.

I will be accepting apologies on behalf of all Yankees fans.

Someone's 18th birthday is this week. (It's Olivia)

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I have to wait til what?!?

I wanted a NY style bacon egg and cheese on a roll so I bought all the stuff, except the bulky rolls weren't where they usually are so I went to get the next thing and just forgot to get rolls. I will be using the little naans from costco for bread I guess

Jokes on you my 401k is only 3 years old

I took a plain old can of coconut milk and put a splash of this stuff in it and let it sit out for 3 days and ended up with some really incredible fermented coconut cream.

Finally get to watch my first Yankees game this season. Just saw a little interview with Volpe and he is duller than dishwater. Just like Jeter for real.

This has gotta be some kind of trap.

Love when my 89 yr old grandmother says shit to me on the phone that I'm like "please don't say that on the phone the FBI is going to come to my house"

This is season is going to be so stupid and fun. I think him and Russ can set an NFL record for most team INTs.

finally rising from bed at 6:30pm to make some ramen. been that kind of day.

meow

I am the 10yrs older or younger than everyone else, and also single, and lives alone, but is doing fine, person in my family. I have fulfilled my destiny of being a "weird aunt".

This staycation has been a lot of bong rips and tall boys for breakfast so I am looking forward to all the art I don't remember buying showing up in the mail.

www.wheresyoured.at/longcon/

There's scholars of fascism making a big show of moving to Canada so that they don't "get out too late", and there's scholars who are publicly defending the students actually threatened by both the Trump and University administrations. Sharp divide between theory and praxis in resisting fascism here

youtu.be/C3F9tJ00Nmk?...

I know there's no "wrong way" to play Baldur's Gate 3, but I played it very wrong the first time.

Already bored.