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unclekeg.bsky.social
22 | Ohio | Student, Writer, Poet, Amateur Musician, Buddhist/Taoist, DemSoc (any/all)
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why do all the daily wire people have such punchable faces

turnip

If my girl doesn't want to get complementary hammer and sickle necklaces, then is she really my girl?

off-brand muppet lookin ass

I just realized ICE is as old as me. How did I not know it was founded in response to 9/11?

Jesse Watters has such a punchable face

So how's this new Pope thing work? Is there like a bracket, some competitions, trivia, do we vote? It's gotta be televised, right? Do I need a peacock subscription like for the Olympics?

with a mortar launcher

Do y'all think I could catfish Elon Musk to try and get clout and money?

I keep having a recurring dream where I crash my car and then repeatedly Crtl+Z to before the crash to fix it, what does this mean?

I lie awake at night, dreaming of a #dream that can never be; a life that's not my own, no matter how I much I plead. Finally, even in slumber, I receive only sparse fleeting glimmers of hope—of which I barely perceive—until I awake once more and dream of that dream which can never be. #vss365

just tried to have a conversation with my parents about how most democrats' policies aren't very left-leaning and it immediately got derailed by them supporting letting transgender women into women's sports, like how has these become that much of an issue with people instead of real material gains