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(📢) This is an ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) post—my first one in over a year, I think. Ask me any question, on any topic, and I will answer it honestly. (The only rule here is that you have to retweet this post before you ask your question, so that there will be at least _some_ audience for the answers.)

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WallPepe to the moon!

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Zero eggs of any kind at Costco. I thought the emperor was going to fix this on day one?

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Happy prezzy day to Elon!

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@smartless.bsky.social is Will just super nervous with Bill Gates or is he having a stroke? Sp..sp..sp..spit it out Stanley.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

🔥🔥🔥 #Superbowl #halftime

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so excited to pay more for the exact same items forever now because corporations aren't going to lower their prices once tariffs are gone. They'll keep fucking us indefinitely cause they've learned we can/will pay it. Big middle finger to all the poor people who voted for that orange fuck.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

This disgusting piece of human garbage, instead of helping people mourn those that were lost in the crash, instead blames it on diversity. Seriously, fuck that guy.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Just paid $8.19 for eggs. Thanks Trump.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

We should all go back to X and each pick one troll that said "I won't be watching this #Superbowl" and then monitor their posts to IMMEDIATELY call them out when they do. BONUS POINTS: they talk about Kendricks performance being "woke trash" and won't watch the NFL again next year.

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@kansascitychiefs.bsky.social are in danger of losing a game? Time to call in the big guns for help yet again!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the second season of #TheNightAgent on @netflix.com. Noor and her entire family are the absolute worst. Dumb decisions at every step by all. So is Rose. Nobody even asked you to be part of this, you butted your way in and we're just judgy and annoying.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

"the ones who live"... The Andrew Lincoln Saga. Probably call it, "the ones who are typecasted and will never get work again". A shame, cause he's good. But I will only hear him say Carllllllllll for the rest of eternity.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Can you imagine what they would say if Obama put out. Memecoin?! How did we get here? Our country is a fucking joke.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

#Nosferatu might be one of the worst movies I've seen. So much talent acting so badly. Lol. Who green lit this?!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Weird how things turn out. From listening to Jelly Roll doing hardcore rap with Lil' Wyte and seeing him in concerts when nobody cared to now seeing him fill stadiums for country. Everyone has a role to play and sometimes it takes a turn, but it's ok and works out. I only hope for that in my life.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

For a group of people desperately worried about censorship and being "woke" they sure do cancel and ban a lot of shit.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching #guardians3 and the whole scene of "Rocket, Teef, Floor GO NOW" still wrecks me. I'm not crying, you are.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

@abcnewslive.bsky.social go fuck yourself. This ridiculous Trump commercial is an endorsement of how fucking dumb you think people are. You've been bought.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Two weeks after a CEO gets murdered, we've got @hulu special about it. But like 95 kids have been shot to death and were like, nah... Who cares. This country is garbage. I hate America.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

😂😂 @colts.bsky.social wow.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I realize the irony of posting on social media to plainly state that social media is one of the worst things to happen to the world. But I have to believe that as with all evolution (😳 yes, it's real...)we are just dealing with the growing pain of lesser educated people learning how to adjust.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

I mean.... It is a banger, can't hold it against me. #NothingMore

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

#ManOnTheInside on @netflix.com is really great. @teddanson.bsky.social is just so good in everything he does. I was definitely dusty in my house a lot while we were watching it. 🥹

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

#Bengals thank you for yet an unbearable, embarrassing season. I'm about to hit the store & still decide to buy overpriced things, see you next year. Stop trying to win and just petition to be in the same conference as the @colts.bsky.social then you'd make it every year, no matter how bad you are.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Bad day for my first visit to Times Square today. #RIP

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

After getting through yet another #thanksgiving can we all agree that turkey is trash and we should stop? I don't know a single person who loves turkey. If it's so amazing, why do you eat it only once per year? #HotGarbage

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so sad and worried about the next 4 years. But on the other side of the coin, I know once it's over, it can never happen again. Right? Things will be fine?....... Right?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Also, if the news is true and he's trying to pardon his kid...He absolutely should. Because it's always been a one sided game. Hillary's emails, his laptop, but never ACTUAL felonies that are overlooked. If nothing else he's finally playing the same game, which is the mistake he didn't make before.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

That @buffalo-bills.bsky.social TD was insane. That's a Madden commercial in the making. @nflbluesky.bsky.social

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

We just reached the 1989 #Garfield #Christmas movie and I'll be damned if it didn't cut me to the core about my grandma.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

This is the most embarrassing loss I've seen in an NFL game (and I'm a Bengals fan), and yet another call for Kansas City that gives them a win. This makes me sad for the Raiders. What a disaster.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

12 followers? Wooooo next step, 1 million. Seems reasonable.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

With all this talk about Drake and Kendrick, it makes me think. @arbys.bsky.social has a perfect opportunity for a limited time. Please throw me some sliders for free for the idea.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Come get your free $0.02 cents of stock with me. Listen, I know it's it's nominal, but I'm a whore for points and free stuff. Don't think, just do. Get Stash, an app that makes investing easy. If you sign up with my link and add cash, we both get $20 of bonus stock. get.stash.com/patrick_1m1s...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

It doesn't matter how awful I sleep, I will always invite my sweet boy (Pretzel) to sleep with me. I don't know how, but it's somehow better sleep, even though he takes the whole bed and kicks tf out of me randomly. Sickness be damned, he's more important.

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