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The dog, who is perfectly potty trained, dropped a deuce in his crate overnight. He’s covered in in and the whole house smells like poop

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The thing you need to understand about Will he is a rich baby who's never faced any adversity so the greatest injustice in the universe is when people disagree with his position that nothing needs to fundamentally change about the world around him

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We wanted to know if Pete Hegseth still has the support of the Pentagon's rank and file. So we talked to three dishonorably discharged Marines who were court martialed for shooting at Afghan civillians.

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I think we should raise the salience of this.

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The four menu options I want in any jrpg character creator

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Rocky had his bottom surgery this morning and he’s just kinda been laying there staring at me and judging me all day

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NEW—71% of likely Democratic primary voters say the US should restrict aid to Israel until it stops attacking civilians in Gaza, supports Palestinian rights, and commits to a longterm peace process. *Only 20%* chose the Biden-Harris admin approach: supporting Israel & “encouraging” it to do better.

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dudes rock

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SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

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Did it occur to you, when you saw that video of JD Vance trying to order donuts last summer, that only a few months later he would be the last person to meet with the Pope?

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I think we should get rid of capitalists and make a socially oriented economy instead of a profit oriented economy to see what happens to anti social behavior as an experiment. Just to make sure

submitted 12 days ago • 25 comments

i don't know who needs to hear this but...

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Just saw an add on Instagram with AI deepfake video and audio clips of Kurt Cobain saying he loved to unwind after tours by playing a shitty candy crush knock off, and half of the replies didn’t know for sure if it was real or fake . We’re so fucking cooked

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Only 300%?

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us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

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When this administration faces its Nuremberg trials I hope Stephen Miller is the one who is too chicken shit to face it and Slobodan Praljaks himself in the box on live tv

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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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Bill Maher is the Chuck Schumer of comedy.

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30 years of You'd Prefer An Astronaut, time to post the 120 Minutes clip of "Stars" for the 50th time

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More journalists need to talk about this the way Japanese articles do

submitted 21 days ago • 68 comments

The children yearn for disc 2

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guy with no interiority who just sort of bounces around repeating things he heard in movies from 30 years ago: what would you say you do here exactly? why arent you helping the tortoise? im getting too old for this lol

submitted 21 days ago • 18 comments

i keep thinking about this

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If you or your family members got sprayed with popcorn and soda during one one these incidents you should legally be allowed to execute one of the overgrown children who did it on the spot

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the minecraft movie “chicken jockey” crowd reaction meme (april 2025) is a direct analogue to the rick and morty szechuan sauce at mcdonalds meme (april 2017) public memes like these are hitler-particles-active-in-america indicators

submitted 21 days ago • 137 comments

stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion

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potential message: the GOP just raised taxes by $6 trillion potential message: the GOP is kidnapping and trafficking people for things they MIGHT say dem message: the GOP might be insider trading—a thing you associate nancy pelosi with—and we're sending them a nice letter asking them for evidence

submitted 21 days ago • 165 comments

When the movie "Red Dawn" happens in real life, with China invading mainland US, you bet your ass I'm defecting

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with apologies to @xkcd.com

submitted 28 days ago • 23 comments

small update

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i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater

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walking your dog is feminine. having fun is feminine. dunking your face in water is masculine. sleeping is feminine. eating lunch is masculine. eating a banana for lunch is feminine. going outside is feminine

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