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twitch.tv/unclerandal Im yuor uncle He/him
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Good morning. Getting weird with it on a Saturday.

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Been minecrafting as of late. Genuinely havent been this invested in the game in a long time.

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(Wife walks in on me typing in a document titled “Finite Jest”) Me (yelling because i think the’re in another room): Babe how do you spell ‘conumdrum’

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What if you tripped and fell and all your sperm fell out

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I hate when i need to fart really bad at work but i dont wanna rip ass in public so i hold it but my farts build up and when i suck the massive amount of gas back up my colon it makes an internal farting noise that is probably as loud as any fart i would have made. I hate that

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r/investing post: 29m, $500k income, $3.2 million in brokerage and retirement accounts. Am I on track for a good retirement? top reply: i am going to hunt you and murder you

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Bacon egg and cheese sandwich with a little bit of mayo

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Im going insane because i want to file my taxes to get them done and out of the way but i have to wait on a single form to come in at tue end of the month. Im frothing and rabid

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The sexual tension between me and moving out west

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coughing at the podium, hacking up the big piece of confetti I accidentally inhaled, catching my breath and instantly inhaling another

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Big sports betting took the writers hostage, and flipped the script on its head. Stay alert and stay safe

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What can I do as an individual to get PSN back online. Im not kidding im losing my mind here

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20 bucks says Elon goes for the bureau of land management next because its acronym is BLM.

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Huge shift. I think you can still keep your bets for the chiefs but its gonna be a closer game now

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i'm fine with being called a crank

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Such next level bedhead that even my eyebrow is fucked up

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Remember to place your mortgage on the chiefs next weekend. The script writers are gonna make it close, but they will pull out a victory in the 4th quarter.

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A lot of people are talking about Kokomo Indiana like its some great place. Honestly its not that good. Muncie is way better.

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A good raspberry will change your whole day.

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Suggested search huh

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Sometimes you meet someone and you can tell that they fap rather than Jack

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Had a bad one yesterday, but my resiliency knows no bounds. I feel like i could move mountains today.

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My spring balls just started budding, but im a little concerned because its only January

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Im so tired of my job. I am more determined than ever to find something new. I HATE CASE WORK

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My face got stuck like this for about three hours. I called the fire department and they showed up and acted like they didn’t know what to do.

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Looking through some pictures from my wedding and honestly this has got to be one of my favorites (this excludes all photos with my wife in them)

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✋😭🤚 \ _| _/ |___ / \ /_ /_

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I definitely feel like the (allegedly) incoming tiktok ban is a rather blatant attempt to deny people free speech, but also if it does get banned maybe that would be good for me and my time management

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Unfortunately for you, using the power of Ai, I have generated an image of me and your mother making sweet love.

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I havent been posting like i used to. It used to feel like the words would flow from my brain to my thumbs, but now theres just nothing. These are scary times

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I love shitting in the shower. That's right #wafflestomper

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I don't wipe. Ever!☺️

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Hey guys

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I want all technology to say welcome when i turn it on as if it is my butler

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My knee did this on its own

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LIVE NOW on TWITCH!! Stop by and say hi and that you love me and that I look good today and also that you think I'm really good at games twitch.tv/unclerandal

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Its new years and eve not new years and steve

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Going beast mode

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Dropped a bunch if ground beef and shredded cheese between my car seat and center console while eating lunch. Its probably fine.

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I think people are getting too comfortable posting awful shit. Not even just gore. I just saw a chicken throwing up profusely and it actually ruined my night

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800 dollar fortnite card. Who wants it?

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