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What’s it called when you’re poly but only for sleeves in a hive mind? Like I’d date multiple people if they shared a consciousness and fucked me like that cult in Midsummer

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I love beating a kid’s ass I’m street fighter then talking to his mom like “oh I thought you were his sister”. That little giggle she does is icing on the cake.

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Human rights but only for the ones who won’t cry if I forget which Pokémon changed their life.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I want Seiko Ayase to wear my esophagus like a belt

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Dhalsim got some untapped corner tricks up his sleeve with lk yoga arch

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Typography is such an interesting area. Given my job has me staring at text all day I'm fascinated that a font can look like trash when big and beautiful when small.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

If someone complains about your “failing” city just start smack talking their podunk piece of shit town.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone thinks gen z can’t code but the truth is they’re just picking the wrong gen z. I learned a lot of what I know from a chain smoking furry who learned polish for fun. Y’all need to start encouraging weirdos maintaining a community manga tagger to work at your companies.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

no, I think I will continue being mean to people with underage anime pornography profile pictures who openly brag about scraping people’s data they are the least sympathetic people imaginable and it’s fun

submitted 92 days ago • 16 comments

Despite post-election analyses on podcasts and social media, Democrats aren’t having the hard, honest conversations yet. Certainly we need nuance, but where’s the accountability? Too many pundits are friends or have financial ties to each other. Who’s going to be the truthteller?

submitted 92 days ago • 37 comments

Haven’t played sf6 all month I think I’m burned out bro

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Am I on a list because why am I getting followed by a bunch of naysayers

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

How do you have a stdlib http client and only document how to do a GET with no query params in your fetch. Then to get help you want me to go to your discord or watch a YouTube video? Why is the language reference on my computer useless? This is not how you build something for other people.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Actually no this language is ass and its community is ass.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I lied bruh I'm using Zig forever

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Was playing around with the zig programming language earlier and when reading a forum post to learn how to use the http client I realized I was reading a forum post to learn how to use the http client and decided to try another language.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

They really should teach binary search in kindergarten

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Is there anybody in black sky looking to get smoked in a game about anime girls and monsters?

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Democrats saw Project 2025 and said “let’s have a peaceful transition of power” to the only man since the Civil War who refused to have a peaceful transition of power. (Hoover didn’t have a pleasant one, but he didn’t try to overturn the results of his election)

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One thing people who have never been religious are pretty annoying about is how they cannot for the life of them imagine being horny for God. Like physically craving his blessings and gifts. Like willing to endure snake venom and the advances of men drunk on power if it brings them closer to him.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Urien fights by equipping melanin? I was not aware.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

It should've been a Lizard Man tbh

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Finding your soulmate is nice but have you ever smoked a black while deftones played from crappy laptop speakers? After sex? In a dirty room? With a busted fan that goes wah wah wah?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

As a man who’s only attracted to women <5’1 and >5’8 I really need yall to leave Sabrina Carpenter alone. She’s done nothing wrong.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

But for real is it time for me to become flight jacket old man with a funny scarf and warm smile?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I write something for a younger audience I know I have to throw in a “and look, I get it” for them because I have to write for the little guy in their head who wishes it were a video essay instead.

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"TEAM OF 3” is now playable! ✅ The new “TEAM OF 3” mode, which allows 6-player simultaneous network matches of up to 3 players against 3 players, has been implemented today. 🔥 Those who own #GGST may now play this mode with no additional purchase! More Info🔽 www.guiltygear.com/ggst/jp/news...

submitted 99 days ago • 8 comments

Three Body Problem but its about a dude who rejects a beautiful girl because she her body count is three higher than his and learns nothing.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

One thing about breaking bad I can’t get over is how the gangsters were all really good employers who looked after their workers and rewarded hard work and good sense.

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I can afford something from Buzz Rickson and I don’t know how to feel about it.

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The masculine urge to tell a woman "I know a place" and take her to the lowest point in her life.

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Kimberly isn’t a bad character you just gotta be under 25 to see the vision

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Are they gonna let Sarah McBride use the ladies room?

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Do light skin black dudes with red hair do anything besides go to HBCUs and play saxophone? Tootin that horn with all them freckles on their face

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TikTok a mind reader.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I followed too many of y’all at once I’m not sure how weird I can be

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People only hate zoners because they’re the first strand type characters in video game history

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