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i should rewatch venom

having my daily think about alfie solomons

it was shockingly easy to sell my friends on 'tom hardy would be a beautiful butch'

rip tommy shelby you wouldve loved james bond

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday ive been slacking off on my bond watching woops! been very busy and a 2h movie felt like too big a commitment. weak start to the week but taken & mickey fixed us up 🤩

watched 'taken' last night and just spent 1h trying to sync a beat to the part where he electrocutes the guy to prove that liam is spitting bars. there's something about 'tempers would get short, people would resort to things like pulling fingernails' that flows out of his mouth so perfectly

cillian looking like he's about to become the 3rd member of tegan and sara

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday this week, the worst musical you've never heard of (with tom hardy!) and the start of the bond marchathon wahoo

i really wanna make a girlypop tommy shelby fancam to cigarette ahegao (the anti chad edit) but my computer is so weak she would combust. i'm an artist i need to create

🗣️🗣️ you will never get away from the SOUUND of the woman that loves you 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday wrapping up februhardy today. It's been a slice, tom.

i would watch a movie that's just like an extend version of Venom Goes To A Rave. he belongs here! people at a rave really WOULD embrace him and hype him up

space oddity already makes me tear up on any regular day but then they went and sang it while venom tells eddie they would have liked???? A FAMILY???? 😭

it is not enough to have friends we need to live together in a commune

what cillianaury taught me : cillian murphy has been in a lot of small films and it turns out most of them are perfectly charming, and the rest of the catalogue is filled with bangers what februhardy is teaching me : tom hardy is an outstanding actor who has starred in mostly mid movies

great start to 2025 so far i've accumulated 3 new ships. i forgot how freeing it is to decide that actually these two men are kissing.

eddie and venom call that brockback mountain (it's a work in progress)

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday A suspiciously low tom% considering Februhardy

i wish i was eloquent enough to like express the feeling i get into words when im on ao3 and something is dated 20 years ago

the thing is that jack's love is loud as hell so he feels like he's been gutting himself open for years letting everyone see it but ennis' is quiet and comes in the form of sacrifices that cause him to have a stagnant life but he never says anything about it so jack doesnt know he just doesnt know

literally so rude to commentate mango/trif and spend the whole set (tense af!) comparing trif to armada and even CALLING OUT armada during trif's pop off!!!!!! i get it, they both play peach lmao

that concludes today's broadcast

now not only have i been gutted by brokeback mountain this week i have also been profoundly impacted by forest bondurant's impeccable fashion thank you whoever decided tom hardy should wear a cardigan the whole film.

really tired of having to argue my plausible autism why is it not enough for me to say the big short is one of my comfort movies

i need to be cracked in ways not yet discovered by chiropractors

had a wonderful time watching brokeback mountain with a small group of gays yesterday. one pal had seen it, remembered it being achingly beautiful. two of us had not seen it, i sobbed, the other person did not (but said if they were fully immersed, maybe) last pal declared 'boring ass movie' ❤️

from last year's collection ❤️🥰 #jschlatt #juanposting

locke was so good

what we are not tolerating in the workplace this morning : kendrick slander sorry he wasnt swinging from the rafters with fireworks blowing out of his ass i guess. his performance was THEATER. he is literally like the most relevant artist they couldve had.

me when

watched warrior last night (the fighting movie featuring thomas hardy) and i'm all twisted up about it

i watched red eye today, it was mid, and then they gave cillian murphy a cunty little scarf

said this on insta but no one cared : its a primus cover band and every member is a lesbian and we call ourselves LEZ CLAYPOOL COME ON!