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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Pokémon Infinite Fusion! Come on by and watch! Remember that Crayon Mix Machine from the 90's? It's like that. (Pokemon Infinite Fusions) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Was reading about some kids who were waving a gun around and accidentally shot one of their friends in the head. They thought the gun was empty because it didn't have a mag. Always make sure the chamber is unloaded before you claim a gun is empty, and for fucks sake, don't play with guns

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Mario Party 4! Come on by and watch! The Ender of Friendships (Mario Party 4) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Magic: The Gathering! Come on by and watch! The Wheel Returns! (Friday Commander) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Fast Food Simulator! Come on by and watch! Mama? Tonight? We make the Spagetti! (Fast Food Sim) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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I always end up complaining about having to sit at the mechanic when I go in for an oil change. Valvoline takes 10 - 15 minutes tops. These fuckers take an hour and they always try to sell you something else after their done. At least I have a free oil change.

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Pokémon Infinite Fusion! Come on by and watch! Oh Boy! Horrors Beyond my Comprehension (Pokemon Infinite Fusions) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Overcooked! 2! Come on by and watch! Valentines Day Dinner, but with more stress (Overcooked 2) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Fast Food Simulator! Come on by and watch! Dreaming of Middle Manegment (Fast Food Sim) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Pokémon Infinite Fusion! Come on by and watch! So the Kirby Sprite was really Funny (Pokemon Infinite Fusions) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Magic: The Gathering! Come on by and watch! The Top 4 Commanders Face Off! (Friday Night Commander) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Fast Food Simulator! Come on by and watch! Mama! Rev up that Spaghetti Machine! (Fast Food Simulator) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Pokémon Infinite Fusion! Come on by and watch! Testing the Limits of The Potara Earrings (Pokemon Infinite Fusions) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Magic: The Gathering! Come on by and watch! Card Games Are Fun (Friday Commander) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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I just got here and I already regret coming in 2 hours early.

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Fast Food Simulator! Come on by and watch! Flopping 9 to 5, Trying to Get The Mom Spaghetti (Fast Food Simulator) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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I think what annoys me the most about Hollywood is when the crew behind a movie ask you to "ignore the criticism" and "give the movie a chance" That is not how this fucking shit works. Critics, love them or hate them, are there for a fucking reason

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Retro! Come on by and watch! The Minecart Level Keeps Me Up At Night (Damage Shuffler 2 - Episode 4) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Magic: The Gathering! Come on by and watch! The Commander Roulette! (Friday Commander) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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There's a movie coming out called The Monkey and the first line in this trailer I'm watching is "Hello, brother. The monkey that likes killing our family is back" I'm sold. I will be there day fucking one. Sell me more horrible fucking movies please.

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Fast Food Simulator! Come on by and watch! A Fast Food Joint? In This Economy? (Fast Food Simulator) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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They took the temperature away. Now we got nothing.

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Retro! Come on by and watch! Return to the Eternal Fugue State (Damage Shuffler 2 - Episode 3) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Magic: The Gathering! Come on by and watch! Friday Night Card Games with The Friends (Friday Commander) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Galaxy Burger! Come on by and watch! The Humble Burger Flipper (Galaxy Burger) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hoping I can calm down before the stream tonight. Got to work very upset and angry today. Not sure why.

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Large Breasts are awesome

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Retro! Come on by and watch! The Shuffler Giveth and The Shuffler Taketh Away (Damage Shuffler 2 - Episode 2) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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My resolution this year is to read more. I'm starting slow, reading a book a month. This month is Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. I'm 5 Chapters in, taking it slow, but I really like it so far. More updates as they come.

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Magic: The Gathering! Come on by and watch! Class is Back In Session (Friday Commander) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Making Thumbnails for Full Streams on YouTube going forward. I'd go back and do all the old streams too, but that's like 320 videos and I'm not sure I have the patience for that

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Kebab Chefs!: Restaurant Simulator! Come on by and watch! The Chucklers Make Their Grand Return (Kebab Chefs) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Hey guys! I'm Live on Twitch Right now with Retro! Come on by and watch! I Feel the Simulation Breaking (Damage Shuffler 2 - Episode 1) https://www.twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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Been watching Colombo recently.

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Fuck you, it's January

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Streaming tomorrow Till the New Year. Twitch.tv/undeadsamurai_

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How fucking dare Wendigoon, being a part of so many different projects, making a movie, co hosting my favorite podcast, and STILL having time to drop an hour and a half long video on an FBI shootout randomly at the end of the year. NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM

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I need Wizards of The Coast to make a hello kitty secret layer please. Here's my concept. <3

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Guys... A fucking card game almost won Game of they Year. A fucking card game. Not only that, it's better than most of the slop that has ever come out of a AAA studio. If that is not writing on the wall that something needs to change, I have no idea what will get through to Big Studios.

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Holy Shit, I forgot how much I love streaming. I had so much fun. Thank you everyone who tuned in. Maybe more one off streams before I officially am in a schedule again.

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