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Freelance writer, Full-time fan trash, good cook. She/her
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Seriously though, I’m only allowed 8g of fiber a day and I have to have small meals every two hours for the next two months. This fucking suuuucks. And I’m not even out of the hospital yet.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Lots of medical stuff is interfering with me getting back to cooking. They won’t even let me in the hospital nutrition wing to help. Apparently it’s “staff only” and “a gown is not a uniform” 🤨

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Already there!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Can confirm that having a line run into your chest from your arm to Coldplay is more psychically damaging than having your teeth scraped to Taylor Swift

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

everything in the news is a distraction. the real danger, as any cat will tell you, is the light that reflects off your phone screen and glides across the wall when you are doomscrolling on your couch. science cannot explain or address this menace

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

This is awesome news. These researchers were able to do this in part because of funding from the National Institutes of Health. Restricting science funding means people will die.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

You guys are the best! The healing is going well, and I should be able to go home tomorrow or Monday. It’s going to be a long road but they tell me I’ll be a little stronger every day going forward

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Ding Dong the Mass is Gone!! 🥳 It was a rough surgery and I’m in pretty bad shape for the next couple months, but the important part is it’s out!

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

🌞 Your Monday Morning Cuteness is a kitty who's friends with a happy sheepie

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Jesus. I hadn’t seen Kristi Noem in a minute. Who did her cheek filler? The guy from The Pitt who did the BBL with hardware store caulk? That is fucking lumpy.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Really fucked up that we’re the same age and I’m the one with cancer

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

In case you needed a reminder.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Four more sleeps until surgery. I am simultaneously all of these: 😬🤩😭🥳🤢

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Shoresy. True Story.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The instant mistrust I feel for anyone with six-plus emojis in their username is so instinctive and kneejerk that it almost feels like some uninterrogated bigotry.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

If I had a nickel for every movie where Sigourney Weaver was in charge of a Hell mouth… I’d have two nickels… but it’s kinda weird it’s happened twice

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck real life. It’s Severance time.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

everyone's so grim, i think this is a great time to start thinking of what long-since-eradicated disease _you_ want to catch. want to die like a 19th century chimney sweep? wanna catch the dancing sickness? it's a great chance to get real concerned about how your humors are balanced.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Stuff is very bad, but some things are still good. Like how one week from today I will no longer have a big cancerous mass in me. Instead that mother fucker will be on its way to get hardcore microscoped and then incinerated. That’s comforting.

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

No matter wahtis going on remimbor to hydrate hydrate DRENK THA WOTTERS life is an thirsty bizzniss

submitted 12 days ago • 22 comments

I'm not sure Republicans have thought about what happens when people feel they have nothing left to lose.

submitted 12 days ago • 15 comments

I really don’t think the society and institutions we’ve built are worth preserving if they are going to be this subservient to capital, this indifferent to fascism.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

Love’s Labours Lost, the ER episode that made me decide to never have a baby when I was 11, still hits just as hard. Fucking hell. What an exceptional and brutal episode of television.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment