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unhingedthot.bsky.social
What it says on the tin. Yet another alt. This one is for shrieking into the void. But now in 5-7-5.
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You can lead a unicorn to whimsy, but you can’t make it drink.

submitted 5 hours ago • 13 comments

I am what happens When you repress deep desires Volcanoes explode. #haiku #poetry

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Try to remember: life is about joy, and the cost of that joy, love.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Too drunk to sleep but can still hold a controller? That's ass-whooping hours.

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Compartmentalize my every thought into alts. Which one do you like?

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@karmicmishap.bsky.social Haiku written for deleted selfies, but I need to say: UwU

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A poem about my dog helping me with anxiety over this past week. Always feel free to tell me what you think about my writing, helpful critiques welcome. #poetry #writing

submitted 103 days ago • 13 comments

A poem about having nothing to write about. #poetsofbluesky #poetry #vss365 - reservoir

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Dakotah, do you remember me? Calling me? Telling me to cum.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Holy fucking shit, girl. Log off right the fuck now. You are expected.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Perhaps I'm in hell. It can get a lot worse, though. Snow melts, public stirs.

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West Coast waking up Sucking up all the bandwidth Breaking MY bsky >:o

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Noticing the trees started growing buds last night, not quite dead outside.

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Good morning have some memes I giggled over while not doing my job.

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Migraines, the cost of living with my decisions. Tab under my tongue.

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Where the fuck did they hide the fun this time around? A Diablo Poem.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It's straight no chaser status, layers of substance to make my bed on.

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Too many accounts. Put the poems where the nudes go. They're both quite pretty.

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Minus six degrees. The dogs don't know what that means. They feel it now, though.

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How many times can a girl spill bitters before the whole counter's orange?

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"Who's that girl running around with you? Please tell me, Who's that girl?" (It's me).

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How many times have I said "I deserve love if..."? It's "I deserve love."

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"SOS to my mother. Take the hinges off the door." -Tegan and Sara

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Trying to become a cute netsuke in the form of a puppy. getdailyart.com/en/25077/oha...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

An accidental pour, maximum sugar added. Time to start over. ☕

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These four-legged freaks refuse to recognize the 12 inches of snow.

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We took turns writing; learning grandmother, mother and daughter share script.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Never ending urge to tell you that you are dead. We need to talk, Mom.

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Three hours ago, the zebra u-haul pulled in. Three inches of snow.

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Of course haiku can be both shitposts and art. I knew this, but forgor

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Another profile Of a young white male fascist, "Meet him!" -NYT.

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🐆🥣😳 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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I'll be a creature, ponder my choice carefully. Haikunicorn, done.

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I choked when I sang, your voice from my mouth too much to bear without you.

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This was for shitposts But a platypus taught me Haiku is more fun

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