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She/her. You would know me from corny jokes, ok?
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Look me in my eyes..don’t that feel nice?

Shermurda music.apple.com/ca/album/hot...

The way air-travel safety is going why not have a mingle/ dance plane with no sets?

Last Breath is a good one to see in theatres with your Dad cause your Dad will like it

Instead of dating apps bring back jazz clubs where every table had a phone and #, where you’d call over to the table across the room and talk to see if you click, like they had in the 80’s

Spot the Eagle 🦅

Elon’s entire portfolio crashing: 📉 The rest of the world:

don’t understand why more ppl are not using this app…crash that mf X

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This show is called, Grumpy Surgeons: Elbows in Face

I think about dream Star Trek bridges too.

This show is called Partners in Jean Jackets: The Jean Jacket Cops

If you asked me to make grammatical errors…yes I will

😒 Good one Gumby 🙄

Trumpet farts 😍 music.apple.com/ca/album/cha...

‘Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It’ is a song that has aged well like fine wine

❤️ me some Tuba farts music.apple.com/ca/album/blo...

gets me every time 😭 music.apple.com/ca/album/lov...

Everybody over here. Nobody over on that side of solar system kinda week

Foot Fetish Barbie 👀

Red-breasted Sapsucker

For anyone who needs to have the TV on while sleeping may I suggest, Barbapapa, on Prime

Watching Tron: Legacy and bro that’s so Vancouver

lunch has been pushed back

Meeting people online means finally finding somebody who matches your freak, but they live a thousand miles away.

Staying at my Sisters for the week so they can go to there Christmas parties while I babysit and I really hope my back survives their altar of a guest bed ⚰️😅

The thing is we humans don’t know Meow or Woof but Cats & Dogs know English

Post your yuck 🤮 dishes here:

Post two characters who could be each other’s body double: