Profile avatar
uniscorn30.bsky.social
Love is love. Black lives matter. Support education and the arts. "Xanadu" forever. She/her.
75 posts 46 followers 77 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

A dance song rhymed "loss" with "albatross" and I don't have a pithy thing to say about that but it was unexpected and in a cool way.

President's Day protest by the numbers: Temperature: ~20° Shirts worn: 3 People who participated: 50-60 People who thought I was an organizer because I was yelling loudly: 1 Times I got a little verklempt: ∞

Topeka, Kansas. President's Day 2025. @50501movement.bsky.social

Achievement unlocked: calling a Wendy's from the bathroom to ask someone to bring you TP. #sirthisisawendys

Going to go do some s***

Q: What prompted this? A: An explanation of the paradox of tolerance.

This was an illuminating essay. We're isolating ourself to our extraordinary detriment

Overheard: "If I got bitten by a zombie would you save me?"

I bit ice cream at Dave, so he brushed his eyebrows the wrong way at me. Ah, l'amour!

PSA: If you microwave an Uncrustable too long, it will erupt PBJ lava on your desk when you bite into it.

I got recognized at the drive-through, so I can never go to the McDonald's on State again.

Presented sans context

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

This is payback for Harrison Butker being such a toxic butthead.

The sound cutting out so you could hear the whole stadium yelling "A MINOR" was fucking diabolical. #FuckDrake

Trump voter: "People can decide they like Trump's policies from a place of love, empathy, and God." Me: "lol no"

Did I leave a comment on a post from 3 months ago that basically boiled down to "told you so"? You bet your ass I did. #petty

But, hey, the new "Fantastic Four" looks downright amazing, so we got that goin' for us #fantasticfour #marvel #fantasticfourfirststeps

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

What I was up to tonight. #Grammys www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

look, there's a lot of pop culture in my head and sometimes it all comes together #shakira #grammys #grammys2025 #nosferatu #3oh3 #talkwithyourhips #hipsdontlie

The entire Grammys audience - his peers and people he's worked with for years - yelling "A MINOR" almost has me feeling sorry for Drake. Almost. #grammys #grammys2025 #aminor

CHAPPELL WON BEST NEW ARTIST and USED that platform like a fucking star #chappellroan #grammys #grammys2025 #chappell

Big weekend! "One of Them Days" is hilarious. Why did Dave make that face? Who knows. I like putting lewks together. And my mom is the most fabulous mum ever. ❤️❤️❤️

I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them. Celebrate thy diversity. Love each other.

When? Soon? Also, you just lost the game.

Whole lotta people about to discover that meth isn't safe from tariffs

How boring would the world be if we were all the same? How mind-numbing would it be if we all had the exact same experiences? How absolutely DREADFUL would it be to be EXACTLY like your neighbor? (Look up "Little Boxes" by Pete Seeger) 1/4

Called my Republican senators and asked how they wanted their names to appear on the "detention centers" that will inevitably be built in Kansas. I don't know that trying to guilt them into challenging Trump's immigration bullshit will work, but ...

Our team is at the Kia Forum and Intuit Dome for #FireAid tonight. Follow along here. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Regulations are written in blood. Regulations are written in blood. REGULATIONS. ARE. WRITTEN. IN. BLOOD. * * How about we not deregulate everything at the whims of a madman?

Hawt chocolate

Even Roger Marshall would be a better candidate for Health and Human Services secretary, and he'd be a TERRIBLE candidate for Health and Human Services secretary.

Happy Kansas Day! Let's get out there and make John Brown proud. 🌻🌻🌻