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Fan of pro wrestling and other stuff. Not a fan of Trump & Co.
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I know kayfabe is dead, but do we really have to have wrestlers discussing the finer details of storylines out of character straight after the shows? #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ #WWE

I had no idea how wasted the final Nitro audience was #WCW #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

God dammit, I might have to stop playing Pokémon Go. Niantic looks to be selling to Scopely, which is part of the Saudi Public Investment Fund #PokemonGo finance.yahoo.com/news/pok-mon...

Toni Storm cracks me up every week 😂 #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

If we're getting Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada V this year, I'm hoping for an Iron Man match. It's the next stage after Singles and Best 2 out of 3 Falls and it would be epic. #AEW #WrestleSky

WWE was actively lowering the quality of women's matches in the Divas Era. It doesn't surprise me, but it's crazy it was a thing. #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ itrwrestling.com/news/the-ex-...

I don't like to use the word 'fascism' because it feels like it's only been used as hyperbole for a long time. But, unfortunately, that's where the US is heading and Europe is dangerously close to electing similar parties. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Harley Cameron just adds to my thought that the best women in AEW are all insane #AEWGrandSlam #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Saw a ton of bad reviews for Brave New World, but I thought it was great. If you like Marvel films, ignore the critics and give it a shot. I genuinely have no idea what people are moaning about 🤷‍♂️ #CaptainAmerica #Marvel #MCU

Great intro to Gabe Kidd and his importance in the new generation of NJPW. Man's on a path to becoming the (unconventional) heart and soul of the company. Reminds me of Eddie Kingston in some ways. #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

For no particular reason, here's the AEW roster at the zoo #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

I could watch Kidd and Tsuji fight all day, looking forward to the rematch! #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

I feel sad for the US, the Republicans are just rubber-stamping anyone Trump puts forward regardless of their unsuitability for the job. The party's trying to abdicate their responsibility to scrutinise his decisions, but the country's very real decline will all be on them.

Triple H, Stephanie, and Shane sitting behind her as she gets ready to completely dismantle the US Department of Education is insane.

Sometimes I look at gig and festival listings and could swear it's still the year 2000

People complain about wrestlers trying to prove who's the toughest with things like this and trading elbows, etc, but I love it. Nobody's ever going to top Ibushi and Taichi kicking each other for 15 minutes in the G1 mind you #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Think this is a good move for KENTA. He's not been given a huge amount in NJPW and NOAH's where he made his name. It'll be a great addition for them #noah_ghc #njpw #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Finally watching the full match, Kidd v Tsuji is a MOTY candidate, breakout performance from both and the crowd was amazing! #njpw #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ www.instagram.com/reel/DF8WU8-...

Liking the brackets for the New Japan Cup, there are some great potential matches. In the first round, Ishii v Moloney and Kidd v Narita will be the most interesting. Hope the plan is just to feed Fale to Oleg to demonstrate his strength. #njpw #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

SANADA v Taichi had a lot of good moments, but SANADA's acting like he's in HoT rather than War Dogs with the constant low blows #njnbg #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Interesting that Shota's not on the Fantasticamania your after this, hopefully he'll come back revitalised for the New Jacan Puc, maybe even go heel #njnbg #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

More positively, Kidd and Tsuji are fantastic and I'm glad they didn't put one over the other just yet, Ichiban Sweet Boys should hold tag gold forever, and I'm very much looking forward to Takeshita v Oiwa #njnbg #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Ah, Nagata, exactly who I want to see in a title match in 2025. Tana geting one more title match before he retires makes sense at least, but could they not at least have someone under 40 challenging in-between? www.njpw1972.com/554984 #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

I've not watched it yet, but New Beginning seems to have done a great job of making up-and-coming talent feel bigger. But then they put the top belt on Goto at least a decade too late. I mean, he deserves it, but it's a bizarre time to pull that trigger. #njnbg #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

I... what? #njpw #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

I can finally go see capybaras in real life, the world isn't all bad #Capybara #Edinburgh www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/news/edinbur...

I get why Khan was reluctant to let people go, but it might be best to take the short-term hits if you aren't using them anyway. Guess Fenix might've burned that possibility with his posts a few weeks ago though. #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Bad enough he's at the Super Bowl with Vince McMahon, but why's Undertaker wearing a cursed witchskin hat? #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ #WWDITS

Nah, you don't do that then start using McIntyre crying as an insult. Doesn't work like that, he's still framing a man crying as something to get ashamed of, then trying to get "McIncryer" over as a nickname. No shame in men crying, he should've cut a different promo entirely. #WtestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Seth Rollins about to start cutting promos on CM Punk and Roman Reigns' fathers #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️