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Just a cuddly puppy trying to make his way in this odd world. Spicy content: onlyfans.com/unixthebeagle Paracord? Love making all sorts of things with itπŸͺ’. Hikes? Yes please. Best walkies πŸ•. Games? https://www.twitch.tv/unixthebeagle?sr=a
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Puppy's first time in a mosh. I got toys balanced on my snoot. So dis is what puppers do at a mosh... πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ Top notch πŸ‘Œ. #pupplay

Holy moly... This was actually pretty great. At least better than 50 Shades. 10/10, would recommend. #pupplay #kink

New polycule just dropped. Everyone in the cule is a different cryptid. This is puppy's plan. Cryptid cuddles puddle time ❀️ 🐢 #crytpids #poly #cuddlepuddle

Wanna help puppy put away his laundry and maybe a bone? 🦴🐢 #fcf #pupplay

TGIF The moon is 7% lit with a new moon coming April 27th. 🌘 This calls for cuddles in the dark... 🐢

Puppy hike summary: Found a gnome shrine. Trees are dope. Yes water is water. Water is also water from other side. End summary 🐢 #pupplay #hikes #nature

Hike #3 for da puppy. Only one tick today... Stay hydrated! #pupplay #hikes

Puppy on a hike... but choices come up... ADVENTURE MODE! Woo! #pupplay #hikes

Straight up walkies πŸ• 🐾 🐾. Weather is great. 🐢 #pupplay #walkies

Heyrooo! Happy Tuesday! And Ubuntu says hi. #pupplay #motivationIsHard

No notes. I'm taking this with me to camp. ⛺️ 🫧 🐢 #bubbles #corgi

Dis mug sums up the weekly feeling. #gay #tired

Rooting for Lexi Love rn #dragrace #lexilove

Puppy coloring eggs and found the best sticker ever. #pupplay #easter #stickers

And as the moon wanes, so does puppy's bone. You telling puppy he has to wait a till May 12th for another full moon? Tragic, AWROOOOO! #pupplay #fullmoon #moon

Vibing this Monday with new glasses. #pupplay #glasses #vibing

Puppy washing up and relaxing after his long fun NYC trip. Giving out some free subs if ya wanna see dis pupper's full vid and other fun angles 🐢 onlyfans.com/unixthebeagl... #pupplay #shower #OF

Vibing well with this purple hankerchief. #pupplay

Puppy in Bryant Park 🐢. Having lots of fun in NYC with pup friends @pupscrapper.bsky.social and @labradom.bsky.social. #pupplay #NYC

Whipping pistols and being weird on stream in VR. Come watch! www.twitch.tv/unixthebeagl...

My friend said I look like a dogo that would tell kids, "Don't do drugs." #pupplay

Puppy loves arts and crafts! 🎨 #meangirls

Okay, puppy read this book Queer by William S. Burroughs a while ago and learned about the movie shortly after finishing it. It's on HBO Max rn and... my goodness, 30 minutes in, and, finally, a full gay sex scene in a movie that doesn't cut away to the next scene and goes to completion. #queer

"I'm rolling on the floor." "You're what?" "Yes... 🐢" #pupplay #rollingonfloorloving

I think puppy's bone knows it's spring. It keeps getting like this. Help me hide? Puppies love burying bones.🐢 #pupplay

Puppy gonna vent: somebody put if statements for a "TestMode" that only stopped voice chat from starting. And we were wondering why voicechat wasn't working. It was because the "TestMode" someone else made, and didn't tell anyone, was still on... Puppy wanna strangle dis man. 🐢

Walkies was fun! It is hot outside πŸ₯΅. I found a cute little spider friend. #walkies

Weather is great. Gonna go for some walkies!!! πŸ• #walkies #pupplay

Watching the first episode of Mid-Century Modern with Nathane Lane, and it inspired a haiku. I told you so queen. That trick is absolute trash. Let's go get cocktails. This show is great! #haiku

Okay, puppy might be into something here... There's no way i could tie this tight enough by myself, which is a good thing! But also, puppy need a helper. 🐢 #pupplay #bondage #paracord

Okay, making a kitsune character for a #Pathfinder game using an online source and... my god, this pic they had of a Kitsune Trickster is just way too hot. 🫠 So excited to play as a Fire/Wood Gate Kineticist and burn my enemies alive in the kindling I trap them in... Let's gooooooooooo!

Spring really do be making puppy wag his... something. Wishing he had a tail instead. 🐢 More wagging up on puppy's OF page. 25% off through next week. πŸ˜‰ onlyfans.com/unixthebeagle #pupplay #wag #OF #humpday

Ghosts calling just to say goodbye is an interesting way to end a haunting.

Oh so this is what happens when puppy gets super stimulated from Sunday cuddles and waits until Monday to shoot... #monochromemonday