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unl0cked.bsky.social
Former gamedev/artist @ EA | globetrotting rogue | lady-killer (metaphorically) and man-killer (for real) | I have a pet moose. I love to lie and steal.
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"are you sure you want to close OneDrive" buddy I've never been more certain of anything in my life

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Space Marine meet Velma Dinkley Pez Dispenser.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Women only want one thing and it's fucking spaghetti

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Stealing is the sincerest form of theft

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

this literally happened to me once

submitted 128 days ago • 8 comments

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

submitted 128 days ago • 119 comments

🆕 On Twitter, @elonmusk has started following @gayfacefarting2 + x.com/elonmusk + x.com/gayfacefarting2

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Number one babyman

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

You know this guy grew up to absolutely own the local prog rock scene

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

someone RTing you as their first post ever is kinda like getting head from them

submitted 220 days ago • 13 comments

RIP ashli babbitt you would have loved spelling ur name normal

submitted 174 days ago • 7 comments

???

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Found my Zune

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment

i look down on all of you

submitted 173 days ago • 20 comments

Me taking a fat shit at Starbucks and then leaving without buying anything

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna go jerk off in my car y'all need anything?

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah Grok you nailed it, its funny because identity theft is a crimew

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

why the fuck would you leave twitter by deleting your account? go out with a bang, get banned.

submitted 184 days ago • 158 comments

Why

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 173 days ago • 2 comments

you're free to not use the weapons of our oppressors, but i wanna win so i will use their weapons and worse actually

submitted 173 days ago • 10 comments

Eating ice cream but all I have are these stupid chopsticks this is bullshit

submitted 174 days ago • 7 comments