Profile avatar
unl0cked.bsky.social
Former gamedev/artist @ EA | globetrotting rogue | lady-killer (metaphorically) and man-killer (for real) | I have a pet moose. I love to lie and steal.
98 posts 87 followers 38 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 23 Comments 26

Stealing is the sincerest form of theft

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

this literally happened to me once

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

submitted 6 days ago • 121 comments

🆕 On Twitter, @elonmusk has started following @gayfacefarting2 + x.com/elonmusk + x.com/gayfacefarting2

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Number one babyman

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

You know this guy grew up to absolutely own the local prog rock scene

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

someone RTing you as their first post ever is kinda like getting head from them

submitted 98 days ago • 13 comments

RIP ashli babbitt you would have loved spelling ur name normal

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

???

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Found my Zune

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

i look down on all of you

submitted 51 days ago • 20 comments

Me taking a fat shit at Starbucks and then leaving without buying anything

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna go jerk off in my car y'all need anything?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah Grok you nailed it, its funny because identity theft is a crimew

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

why the fuck would you leave twitter by deleting your account? go out with a bang, get banned.

submitted 62 days ago • 159 comments

Why

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠋⠀⠿⠇⠉⠻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣶⣶⣾⡿⠟⢿⣷⣶⣶⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

you're free to not use the weapons of our oppressors, but i wanna win so i will use their weapons and worse actually

submitted 51 days ago • 10 comments

Eating ice cream but all I have are these stupid chopsticks this is bullshit

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my heart.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I bet if you held an election today that shooter would perform better than Kamala Harris

submitted 84 days ago • 17 comments

the right will accuse anyone who cares about any cause at all of virtue signaling, so we should diagnose it correctly when it actually happens: blithe non-statements ("murder is bad") used to convey to elite peers that you can overlook systemic violence as needed ("additional comment not necessary")

submitted 84 days ago • 40 comments