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Dad and ice cream shop owner. Books, cats, baking, punk music, running. Carly Rae Jepsen appreciator. Kottke.org contributor. Boston, USA https://linktr.ee/gracies Check out my children's book The Salty Avocado https://bookshop.org/a/3552/9781793381798
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submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

The kids heard me talking about a modified diet the next few days and asked about it and the look of sheer joy, just pure happiness and volcanic laughter when I told them doctors were going to put a camera in my butt like they do for everyone my age makes the modified diet worth it for sure.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

The ice cream machine in Somerville is broken until Monday at least so I had to do an emergency air lift of ice cream from Kendall.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Guy can bring whatever he wants to bring to Boston, but unless he has a warrant from a judge, you don't have to open the door when he knocks.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Saw someone say that people are staying on Twitter because resist boomers here make it cringe and if you prefer nazis to cringe people on your own team, that's a fucking you problem. Grow up.

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Reacher is about 1.5 Wade Boggs so arithmetic says Reacher could drink 100 beers.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I think the thing that makes me most optimistic in this current moment is the evidence that everything can change suddenly so it's also possible to change for the good very suddenly as well. Please stay alive so you can see it happen.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Both shops are scooping this flavor as of today.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If you want to try ice cream as one of your other materials. I know where you can get some.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Right at the very end the host says, "we've shifted the entire culture" and it's clear they're mistaking tearing up the constitution for being able to go back in time and not get called a dork in high school. This is their mantle of cool and it's so sad.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The reason the governor had to ride out with us was because the kid with the keys to the 4WD Cherokee that was supposed to take him out took acid and wandered off which was different than the time at Vassar where the kid with our paycheck took acid and wandered off.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment