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table tennis rocks dude.
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Me when I go to the gun store to get guns: Glock twoah

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I love 口是心非 my top ten Chinese things to say fr

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One of the favorite things I heard from jreg is probably that all stimulants are capitalist. I think of it every time I make coffee.

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Never been so happy to get a C+ y'all have no idea

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I don't believe in red flags but liking the baki anime unironically is one of them. You shouldn't take it seriously at all.

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Is adding the suffix "-ler" to the end of verbs (Like a person who trusts, is the trustler.) a reference to "the rizzler"?

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Whenever I'm driving and I let someone cut in I think of NL saying "oh no unc's being needlessly deferential"

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Feeling superior to other people is addictive -NL

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Table tennis is the best thing that ever happened to me. (I am in the pocket of Big Table Tennis 🏓) Literally played like for hours today and every time I play I fall in love with it again.

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Literally all your problems would be solved if you played sports. You get a sense of community, you get exercise (extra health points) and you feel good mastering the sport (confidence). This message was brought to you by Big Sports.

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The Scythe Dress Up game @docxdocxdocx.bsky.social and I have been working on is now available to play in browser and mobile! Have fun!! :D:DD docxdocxdocx.itch.io/scythe-dressup

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🫵🙂 <(prey spotted)

submitted 64 days ago • 38 comments

Recession indicator but it's actually just me when I'm struggling

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I think the danger of the occasional misanthropic thought is that it's so tempting to just let yourself be consumed by hatred. I refuse to hate just because I'm grumpy from sleep deprivation. I'm making my problem everyone else's and yes I see the irony in writing about it and sharing it.

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Been a while since I last had Chinese tea and dimsum and yes they are both goated!

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This took me a while to make so please be nice

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Cock

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witty bald guy when the progress of something is favourable: *slicks back shine spot on head* "yea I'd say things are going smoothly"

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witty catgirl when someone says something outrageous: "you've gotta be kitten me"

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It's actually really sick that I watched Fantano because if not I wouldn't get NL's neutral milk hotel bits

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I'm just now realizing my productivity has probably been on a downward slope since I lost my earbuds

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"There are more fish in the sea" is boringly non-controversial. I am more interested in to what quantity of fish reside there because to assume that there is an infinite amount of fish seems myopic.

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this is the second time i write about boob veins but holy shit their existence invokes a sense of awe in me that one simply cannot keep to themself. i can't believe boob veins are real and visible.

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