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unluckymammals.bsky.social
Indie Punk from Philly area.
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Teacher here. Trump’s attacks on education will be one of his greatest undoings. If the COVID shutdown taught us anything, it’s that folks don’t like disruptions to what for all intents and purposes is the USA’s socialized daycare.

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Philadelphia: We are chastened, Howie. You can now do no wrong in our eyes. Howie Roseman: Hold my beer.

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The Jetsons predicted video calls, smart watches and self-driving cars but really thought the two biggest industries would be cogs and sprockets

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It occurred to me this morning how literally insane it is to believe the basketball gods would actually allow this year’s pick to convey to the Sixers.

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Just watched a three-hour retrospective on live music performances through the years on SNL and not a single mention of the Replacements infamous appearance in the 80s?

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Quentin Grimes edging into Willie Burton territory tonight

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Trump is clearly tanking for Cooper Flagg.

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Funny how all the people cheering DOGE and it’s horribly irresponsible job cuts are the same ones complaining that no one wants to work while waiting in line at Arby’s during the pandemic www.wired.com/story/doge-w...

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I was going to make espresso …

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Humans on the moon, supercomputers in phones, designer genes, yet we still can’t get the drawer beneath the oven right

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Yoooo our friends @delcobras.bsky.social dropped a bop, give it a listen!!!

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Do Lonnie Walker IV and Ricky Council IV together make a half? 🤔

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Sixers BIG THREE is finally sharing the court and they’re trailing the terrible Raptors entering the fourth smh

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Do it now this season is lost #keepthepick www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

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Wakes up… rubs eyes… Yep, the Eagles did that last night. GO BIRDS 🦅

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Good morning GO BIRDS 🦅

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Wondered how natural selection could favor a species that moans and whines as much as humans until I realized the people who complain the most ALWAYS get their way

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gritty should primary fetterman

submitted 81 days ago • 9 comments

I’ll provide the Sharpie if every player in the Super Bowl writes END RACISM on their shoes this Sunday

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Currently watching season 6 of the Great British Baking Show and am convinced the Nathan character in Ted Lasso was directly inspired by Rahul

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Three years of Mac McClung but no Ricky Council in the NBA Dunk Contest is garbage

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Damn imagine what the Mavs would have given the Sixers for Embiid

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Another reason to love the Philadelphia Eagles GO BIRDS 🖕FASCISM www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...

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Taylor Swift is gonna have to borrow Donna Kelce’s half-Eagles/half-Chiefs jersey for the Super Bowl

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Honestly, I’d be fine if the Eagles never attempt another field goal or extra point for the remainder of the playoffs

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Go Birds 🦅

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The oldhead urge to hit Command+S after writing a paragraph even though I’m in Google Docs

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Go Birds 🦅

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I have no evidence but am fairly confident that the whole “milk before cereal” thing is not real and was invented for the internet

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It’s funny how meal delivery services used to promote themselves as “Have fun learning to cook at home!” and now it’s “Just throw that jawn in the microwave!” 😂 people are sooo lazy

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Does every city have Cure Auto Insurance commercials featuring local pro athletes in horribly written/acted press conferences?

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* Day One pick? 😂

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Good morning to all the Philly area teachers who will spend the day analyzing the major weather models like meteorologists I see you 👀

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Growing old is fondly thinking about your new rice cooker when you are nowhere near your kitchen

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Choose #20albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (20/20)

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about how Otto Octavius’s first test for a highly dangerous nuclear fusion device was conducted in his living room during a Manhattan loft party

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Choose #20albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (19/20)

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Choose #20albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (18/20)

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Tracy Letts steals every scene he appears in

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Don’t be the person that calls travel in dunk videos

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What a strange year

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Imagining young me time-traveling to party with current me for New Year’s tonight to find me on the couch watching The Great British Baking Show

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Choose #20albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (17/20)

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