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just seen a bunch of bees flying around a flower bush that had a sign saying "KEEP CHILDREN AWAY —PESTICIDE APPLICATION" and I'm not entirely sure how to feel about that

normalize not calling minors dramatic when they talk about their pain

when that girl said that Chlamydia would be such a pretty name it if wasn't a disease I don't think y'all were hearing her out

If only they could speak human

there are more than a few movies on how catastrophically bad this idea is

well maybe if SOMEONE had TAUGHT their KIDS these things

noticing a significantly and suspiciously smaller amount of shooting stars now that I'm grown up

a duck, and i can’t stress this enough, walked up to a lemonade stand

I can't believe y'all be listening to The Weeknd, he sings like a Victorian boy ghost trapped in a bell tower.

anybody else think about boobs?

The CIA in the JFK files

We all have a responsibility - a sacred duty - to speak out.

so uhh