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What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. https://linktr.ee/theunofficial
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How would you deal with a serial killer? Sometimes the best way to trap them is to go along with it.

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Studies suggest that the burden of untreated PTSD and trauma of the Greatest Generation was placed on the shoulders of their children through abuse and neglect, causing some to become psycho/sociopathic killers. (Make America great again?)⁠ @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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Okokokokok… so like, fine, if you find a nonhuman attractive. But like, someone would need to change, right? You can’t have IRL you and cartoon/animal them, right? But who would make the sacrifice? And why WOULDN’T you want to be a cartoon?! @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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The #HearMeOut movement has helped us all feel a little bit better about those weird fantasies we have with cartoon characters, etc. But it's still a bit creepy. @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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#JennyFromTheBlock #comedy #HMO #HearMeOut @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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Added to the HMO list.

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No one can deny that Netflix was epis. Right moves at the right time, obliterating giants in the industry. Mad respect.... Oh wait. @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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Koji can justify anything, as long as you're supportive. @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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Just because you have a favorite food, it doesn’t mean you’re obsessed. Right? @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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Hear me out... Thank GOD for the trend where we all admit we were... are... attracted to that one cartoon character! You can hear our pics on the latest episode. @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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If your imaginary character date/marry/k*ll is all the same person, maybe you need therapy. @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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Our January episode drops on Thursday, but you don't have to wait until then for some of our favorite "Hear Me Out" moments. Here's one of our very first episodes with Kristin Key!

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Alternatively, do either of these guys seem the type you would have gone to school with and known well enough to recognize them in a line-up? @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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Looking for additions to your To Be Read list that might give you the dopamine hit you need to get motivated? Add these Book Club picks to your TBR from some of our most driven members: Charles Manson, Marc David Chapman, & Ted Kaczynski. @ksakai1.bsky.social @catalvarado.bsky.social

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Pete Best was an in-a-pinch, last option, and he did himself no favors by committing to the wet blanket role in the band. Though the ladies loved the brooding mediocre drummer, he just wasn't the vibe. So maybe Best sought out revenge, but really, he has only himself to blame.

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Again again, we’re not HAPPY Paul Walker does, buuuuutttt…maybe the math isn’t mathing.

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If you don’t pull the trigger, can you be blamed? Like if you hired someone. What if you didn’t hire them, but *inspired* them to act violently? Are you to blame? What if you wrote a book and forty years later someone was inspired by a character to commit a crime no one was even talking about?

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You know how kids can be. You overhear the adults sharing a story and in your wild inexperience and innocence, make conclusions that aren’t quite right. Or like Cat, heard a sermon comparing two stories and they blended together. What is a story you got wrong?

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That one time Jesus went undercover boss and His followers failed. Also, evidence that He was short, brown, and average-looking and looked like everyone else and not like some hippie white dude.

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Definitely a consideration

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Hmmmm.... then six years later he is assassinated. 🤔

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This month we observe the anniversary of the assassination of John Lennon by none other Stephen King. At least that’s the conspiracy we’re discussing. Joined by comedian Seth Lawrence, we take a look at the “official” story and find out what the truth is.

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The power of the written word... Dwayne's theory - Though they looked alike, Mark David Chapman was not a patsy for Stephen King. But that doesn't mean King wasn't involved.

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The Unofficial Official Story has joined the Bluesky party! We'll post clips from our monthly podcast here but we'll throw some supplemental posts to give our followers extra bang for their buck. Speaking of dolla bills, if you want to help us keep this pod going, support us on Patreon! TIA

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