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What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today.
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BONUS!
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Ooh, need to add him to the HMO list.
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Keep on keepin' on!
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Oof.
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You can find a link on our Linktree in our profile.
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Our podcast stars Cat and, though it's a comedy podcast about conspiracy theories, it's surprising how often we talk about things that hit the heart. Plus, laughter's the best medicine, especially in a world where you wish you could blame aliens and not the humans.
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Our podcast features stand-ups Dwayne Perkins and Cat Alvarado (with screenwriter Koji Steven Sakai), but we have a guest host every episode, too, so it's a great way to find other comedians. Follow our profile!
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Have you checked out Dwayne's comedy podcast about conspiracies? (You can never have too much DP, amiright?) Plus you get to discover other comedians who guest host. Follow our profile!
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The portals are opening.
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And then scotch tape was invented in September.
Makes one ask, how many of our inventions are influenced by the planets…dwarf planets…wait, what is Pluto now?
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Called it
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Best way to hide an alien invasion, tell everyone to look at it.
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Or maybe it was an elaborate ad for Big Turkey.
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You say you want a revolution, well, you know, we all want to read a book.
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*allegedly
Could also have been staged for this very reason.
Or a deployment of raindrops-are-lemondrops-and-gumdrops gone wrong but working out way better than expected.
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Almost like it's a conspiracy...
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Ironically... or is it... this is about a month before John Lennon died. He was probably worried the secret MK Ultra message in the book would be countered by the changes in the movie. You have to get it right to work right.
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Wait! King, Stephen is actually almost 1,000 years old. This throws a new light on the conspiracy that he killed John Lennon.
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Steve-O is fine. If he wasn't canceled for killing John Lennon, he won't be canceled for this.
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This jump in income lines up with some theories that he worked for the MK Ultra project.... j/s
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He also breathed oxygen so we should probably do away with that, eh?
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I mean, he'll never sing it again. Does that bring you comfort?
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Be the waste you want time to not be.
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Or did he?
Dude looked an awful lot like Stephen King.
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Because someone killed him.
Possibly Stephen King. Possibly the government. Both are pretty substantial and can take down great men.
MDC? not so much. So, yeah!