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Earned my first nuke since BO2, wasn't a clean game by any means, but to think I can pull this off 11 years later gives me hope that maybe I'm not trash. Now watch as SBMM smacks me into the ground and puts me through the meat grinder for the next 10 games.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Hiding my edibles in different places every night was not something I was thinking I needed to do at almost 30 years old, but my family really don't know how to ask for one politely.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking I'm getting pretty good at getting a weapon gold in just 2 games. First game is just racking up headshots as much as possible by round 31, second game is whatever is left and then the special challenges.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Either this new pizza place near me is using AI for every image on their site, or Pepsi and Coke collaborated to make something cursed.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I'm 2 for 2 on bad shit happening in the world when I have a tooth infection. First time I had a tooth infection, COVID was first reported. I got another infection, and we're stuck with the orange nutsack for another 4 years.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

My final notes that I made after doing the Liberty Falls EE, and then me and my friends went over to Terminus and after 2 games, and 5 hours later, we fucking solved it. No guides, no outside help, just an autist, a math dude, and a redhead filled with the souls of the damned.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Made a ton of progress today in my attempt to solve Liberty Falls with no guides. Mostly posting this as a thing I can look back on at some point and laugh at myself for not figuring things out sooner. Went from only knowing about the pressure gauge step to everything I have written down.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

So while he's doing stupid little dances and trying to bribe voters, his worst purchase ever continues to drop in value as bots become it's only users. What a dipshit.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like we're doing the Threads thing again where we post our top 10 games so fuck it, here's mine: 1. ARK Survival Evolved 2. Minecraft 3. Spider-Man 2 (2004) 4. Black Ops 2 5. Halo 3 ODST 6. Beat Saber 7. Elden Ring 8. American Truck Simulator 9. Palworld 10. Pokemon Silver

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments