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Recent TwiX emigre. G.O.R.D. isn’t a name, it’s a frame of mind. At least, it isn’t my name. He/him.
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A conspiracy theory I have about a conspiracy theory is that the CIA didn't secretly spend all that money funding modern art around the world during the cold war for ideological reasons, some guy at the CIA was just a highbrow snob who liked it and invented a rationale to funnel money towards it

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Jesus Christ I already lived through this once.

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Holy shit

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Guys, it’s 4-1-3-5-2, right? Right?

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There’s… There’s not two Orville Pecks is there? Also, how can he possibly fill the shoes of Tabu from Black Eyed Peas?

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autumn should start in july, after pride month. yknow … because pride cometh before *dodging rotten tomatoes* PRIDE COMETH BEFORE THE F *hit in the face with glass bottle*

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Well this is the shoddiest Failsafe remake imaginable…

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“He strapped on the pads for both Harvard and Oxford!” is practically a 30 Rock joke.

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Among many other things this is a proliferation nightmare. The lesson learned will be never negotiate with the United States.

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First official date with girl who became my wife was to see Jacob’s Ladder in a university lecture hall.

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Sitting outside a pub in which a band is performing an Irish fiddle cover of "Here Comes the Hotstepper" by Ini Kamoze

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Takin' the 8:40 to Los Angeles UNION STATION

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They were all saying I got way too much food for just me and they nailed it. Another win for them and all those guys.

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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. Perhaps a tweak to the algorithm is in order.

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Since so much effort is going into LLMs, and they are turning out to be, at least part of the time, Wrong Answer Machines, I’ve been wondering why more effort hasn’t been put into creating/improving reliable Right Answer Machines.

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The trump White House commenting on a story we are running shortly that it is a “dumb and fake story”, so please read and share it knowing that i, and my @rollingstone.com colleagues, are Dumb and Fake. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Old enough to remember Johnny Carson getting laughs from over-pronouncing “Straits of Whore-moos”

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From the permanent collection of @cartoonart.bsky.social, on the occasion of Wally Wood's birthday, here's 22 Panels That Always Work!! This guide was assembled by none other than Larry Hama, who worked as Wood's assistant in the early '70s.

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In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.

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Like. . . 🎵do you wanna build a strawmaaaaaaan? 🎵 😂😂😂

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By Robert Hershon: Don't fill up on bread I say absent-mindedly The servings here are huge My son, whose hair may be receding a bit, says Did you really just say that to me? What he doesn't know is that when we're walking together, when we get to the curb I sometimes start to reach for his hand

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You’re gonna think this skeet is a joke. It’s not a joke. The video is sublime.

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Are we sure that Roland wasn’t just eating a dirndl?

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