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These are my crusty uncrustables. Malleable. Like clay, not poop. My thinks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmpqweqoiniyrdorcyulovvy/feed/aaaffxe5o7mmy My audience: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmpqweqoiniyrdorcyulovvy/feed/aaanjmezo7cwm
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a taxi is just an airplane that’s being sensible

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

You know what they say, itches get scritches

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I like to unwind at the end of a long day with some Bob Ross, a cup of chamomile, and raucous masturbation.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

If I were a funny little guy with an oddly specific skill set like turning straw into gold I’d taunt people by making them guess my scrotum circus name too.

submitted 199 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man would be better in an advisory position of some kind, actually.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

I hope by the end of my bsky career I have at least made it to 786 followers. I think that'd feel pretty good.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

In the bathroom too long. Idgaf I’ll knock on the door saying.. you know, fun fact Elvis died taking a shit.

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

Ferential treatment is probably my favorite kind of pre.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

I get an A for Affort

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Gonna start referring to my boxers as mah bunny bundlers

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

She lives inside the pages of a book, he said. “Is she small, or is the book that big?”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"Rawr" is dinosaur for: in the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

My audience guarda una billetera vieja solo por si acaso.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Singing sea shanties in my big boy panties

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

brevity is the

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

There’s nothing wrong with being squishy. People like squishy. Nobody is buying turgidmallows.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

You wait to see 'truth'. Decades later, you see it. You were always good.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

shakespeare taught us that bantering wit can manifest true love so you should totally up your shitpost game if you ever want to win her over, drink a poison and then stab yourself with a dagger. show some commitment ffs.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The thing that makes me laugh the most is probably humor

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

What's your sign?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If you don’t think you would fit in at Impostor Syndrome Club, you would

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Those road signs that tell you how fast you're going were bullied a lot in school that's why they're like that.

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Like this post to cast your vote for @fueltron.bsky.social as the Arbiter of Fire 🔥

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