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Oops I meant September. Now I guess I have to make something amazing happen in December too. 😂

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Started plotting something big for December! And we get to bring all the best people together to make it happen!

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I hate Facebook so much

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Seven bodies is a lot. It’s drowning season.

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Currently working on making my third pair of pants from scratch and I still don’t understand how pants are made.

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Hear a rumor from a creepy little dude that I am the one who shut the north warehouse down. 😂💀🤯 My imaginary powers are vast and omnipotent. I really do miss TNW but I love this mob level of secret clout and connections people ascribe to me.

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Ivy Lab is so godamn good. Have been listening to Orange, Cake, and OURDOGISMISSING possibly far too much.

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As we slip farther into fascism, I hope that you all continue to be filthy perverts and dress however you please. Happy Four-Loko day to all 🐇

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Super excited about my van packed full of fake flowers and gold coffins and angel skeletons and disco balls. ❤️

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Bummed I can’t make it to this or next month’s night city council!

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Now is a good time to admit that, as an atheist, I tend to get Easter and Passover mixed up and people really don’t like that.

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Mark Zuckerberg is not shaped like a human being

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Dear god I am now getting magnolia pearl targeted ads. It may be time to consider euthanasia

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I’m sorry to everyone who I might have possibly tried to be future friends with, I have had to close new people applications due to a number of bad actors trying to get things from me. Please know I’m very useless and no fun at all. Please try again in a decade.

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I just wanna say again that that big group of young men that was punching each other in the face as hard as they could for fun down by my studio, they cleaned up all of their own trash and some of the other trash, and they are welcome to come beat each other up in my neighborhood anytime they want.

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Goals: 1- have the most unhinged Bluesky presence 2- Be less useful 3- focus on old friends who love me before getting distracted by new people 4- eat ice cream as often as possible 5- make new work 6- get the garden in earlier than usual 7- menace 8- fuckabout 9- adopt that disabled dog

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Someone I asked not to contact me three years ago keeps contacting me and I finally threatened them. If you are that person I hope you know to stay away now! No more polite requests! ✨🥂✨

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I wish less people were assholes about unhoused people so we could have conversations about what to do when certain encampments make a turn into something super fucked up. I’m never mad about people surviving but the one outside here is having some fights and night mechanics recently.

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Somebody on Facebook asking specifically for rusty steel sheets for their garden wall. Babe, that’s what steel does on its own. You don’t need to source the rust.

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This is tragic 😭 let's honor CAHOOTS by fully funding Portland Street Response 24/7! www.opb.org/article/2025...

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Should I apply to the craft market that I got kicked out of last year for tangling with Joe Emmons? 😂 I’m pretty sure that bridge is burned, but the shoppers there really liked my stuff.

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My phone is taunting me

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Shout to my friend who just told me that some random person left 5 gallons of urine in plastic jugs by their trash today 😂

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Lighting a match and throwing it in the metaphorical dumpster today.

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My father on Mussolini tonight in the family group chat: One of his bits was having women turn in their gold wedding rings. My grandmother asked my grandfather whether she should do that. Grandfather said if she did that she could go back to Italy with it and stay there.

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I saw a cringe picture of one of the shittier people I’ve ever met at the Saturday protests and had to remind myself of the importance of needing EVERYONE involved and out right now. Even the asshats of the community. If I can do it you can do it. We can hate each other later.

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Not me getting choked up watching the nice janitors testify at city hall. 😭

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I hope all the community center kids get to stare the person who decided to close it in the eyes. They take a wholesome oath of friendship and community y’all. Don’t fuck with those lil golden ball kids.

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Besides, my unpopular takes on the Bible, one of the reasons I could never rent our office is that for every hour I sit in a chair I need to do three push-ups. I can’t sit still for that long. I feel like I am about to rot and die. At my only corporate job I loved to go do little tasks all day.

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For real, though, for a long time, I pretended that people who loved a Christian God, but preached of fire and hatred could learn the error of their wack biblical interpretations. But now that I’m old, I realize that the hate is more important to some than the God. So fuck that noise.

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They see me trollin they hatin

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Hey I can never ever run for office because I read the whole entire Bible one time and I thought it sucked except for that part where the guy makes God get the bear to kill all those kids for making fun of his bald head. Also I just made another bear card.

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How come nobody who argues Bible online and posts that “don’t lay down with a man” bit ever thinks the reader might be a woman? Cause I read it and I think the Bible is trying to make me a lesbian. Please tell everyone I’m so homophobic the Bible made me hate god. The end.

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When people argue Bible at me, I post comments like Psalms 137:9 lol

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Pretty excited about my new cards. Not a huge amount of new designs, but some solid ones. (Some real dumb ones too)

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I’m not saying I’m procrastinating. I’m just saying that I mysteriously get a lot of house cleaning done when it’s inventory time.

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I have found that walking outside with two pairs of large scissors is a more effective and less expensive crime deterrent than calling the police.

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