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Best Christmas card ever, with my pupper on the front 🥰

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I know that tackling violence with more violence isn’t usually the answer, but I would love to get Sara Sharif's excuse of a father in a locked room for an hour and have a baseball bat to hand. So many failed attempts by others to step in and protect her, my heart actually aches for her.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Just been to the Lane to buy a Blades Christmas card and gift wrap for my Nephew who’s a mad Wed***day fan. Yes, I am that petty 😂

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

Home at last. Feel like I’ve been away a month. Well when I say home, I’m here until tomorrow afternoon at least. 🙄

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I love judging others’ choice of breakfast in a hotel. Couple next to me earlier had a chocolate muffin sat on top of a scoop of baked beans with a hash brown and croissant on the side. Not sure if they were eco-warriors trying to save on the washing up or just odd but it turned my stomach 😂

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Fab night out with some of my team tonight. This follows on from two consecutive nights out Sat/Sun, plus West Brom away and I’m out again tomorrow evening. Don’t mind admitting that I’m flagging already. 😩

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

And we’re off. Always gone 5pm somewhere 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Off to Birmingham tomorrow for our girls’ weekend because 1) we’ve done Leeds/Manchester/London before but never there and 2) it’s only 30 mins from West Brom ⚽️😉 Back on Monday for two hours then off to Liverpool. Back from there on Thursday night then away again on Friday. Love suitcase me 😩🤣

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Roughly translated to: Dear Fans We’re fucked off it’s finally going through and I’ll be out of a job soon. I’ll update you when I can be arsed. UTB

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Been watching a few crappy reality programmes recently (don’t judge me) where women have said ‘I’m a strong independent woman but need a man to put me in my place’. Not sure I know what the hell they’re on about.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Damn, there was some left over. 🙄

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

With hindsight I probably shouldn’t have bought 70% ABV alcohol to make Limoncello for my friends for Christmas. It’s been on the go a month; I’ve just tried a little shot while bottling it and I’m almost seeing double. Think it needs to come with a health warning. 🤣

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Yep I’m still stuck in that time warp 😂

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

😩🤣

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

Nah, nah, nah, nah…

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Popped to Home Bargains for dishwasher tabs. What is it about that shop? It’s like Ikea, you go in for one thing and come out with a trolley load of stuff you never knew you needed (and probably don’t).

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Decorations up so about to start on the Christmas films. And don’t even come at me, it definitely is.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

People seem really surprised that the Rooneys have two bars in their home. Not sure what all the fuss is about, I’ve had two at mine for ages 🤷🏼‍♀️

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

It was all well and good buying a Christmas tree which wouldn’t look out of place in Chatsworth House when I had my two here. Now I live alone it was a silly move. Just had to do my best Geoff Capes with Tourette’s impression to put the bottom section of it up. Pic to follow (probably in March) 😩😂

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

He’s been around long enough. People should know not to leave Billy unmarked for a corner. Feel sorry for Kettering but that was a schoolboy error.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Billy Sharp. Still scores goals.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Full day down town with my bestie. Felt like we were teens again. Cocktails, shopping, bit of lunch, more drinks and some live music in the Church House pub and now on the bus home for a curry and Strictly. Leeds lost too. What a fab day.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Still on it 💪🏼

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas cocktails for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Get in 🙌⚔️

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone leaving the game, roads will be chaos for a while so you might need to think about another route home.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I get so frustrated with this team sometimes. Cooper’s having a worldy and doing everything he possibly can to keep a clean sheet, we get a great advantage and then Souttar goes and does that. No need for it and right in front of the ref too.🤦🏼‍♀️

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Just call me Nostradamus 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Went to bed at an unusually early 9:45pm. Woke up, glanced at the clock in my room and saw it was almost 7am. Jumped out of bed annoyed that I’d overlaid, ran to the bathroom, jumped in the shower… And noticed that it was actually 11:35pm. Now wide awake with wet hair and cursing my eyesight.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

And to add to the torture of standing freezing my tits off at the bus stop, I’ve just noticed one of my neighbours has put up some tacky as fuck Christmas inflatables outside the house. Might puncture them with my frozen tits on the way home 😂

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

How cold?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the challenge on I’m a Celeb. To be honest, that’s how I react whenever I have to get on a 97/98 bus into town 😂

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Interesting chat today: ‘Hello Miss, it’s your bank we have money for you’ ‘great’ ‘Yes Miss, I just need your bank details’ If you’re my bank you should have them’ ‘Okay, yes. I just need your password’ ‘Okay, it’s ‘fuck off’ ‘How are spelling that?’ ‘I’m not’ ‘I don’t understand’ ‘Bye’

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

I think today most of us feel like John Pemberton and Charlie Hartfield ⚔️🥊😂

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Had a very chilled morning enjoying the simple things in life. It’s made me think what items I’d take onto a desert island (assuming water, food and suncream were available 😂). My top three would be undoubtedly be coffee, books and music. I could live a very happy solitary life with those.

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

Well I feel affronted. Since finding it a few years ago, this film has been a bit of mandatory pre-Christmas viewing in our house purely down to it being that bad it’s quite good. Couldn’t find it this year and now know why. They’ve re-named it and removed the Yorkshire reference. Bit rude.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Happy with a point after going down to ten men so early in the game. My thoughts on Coventry? Still as irrelevant a club and city as they were before but now joined Norwich on the ‘cheating c*** list’. There’s a reason being sent to Coventry is seen as punishment.

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments