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A witchy commission wot I done - WIV FWOG - SHAZAM ! - that I can finally share with you #commission #traditionalmaterials #witch #frog #bsnm #art #artsky #giftideas #folklore

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Happy DON’T BUY FROM EVIL BILLIONAIRES day! Well, I have news for you money-havers! I’m ‘broke as arseholes’ & I’m only a bit evil now and again on Tuesdays. I MAKE ART, CARDS & lovely life enriching fings! Please buy stuff from me instead Links in bio (and alt text below) #bsnm #mhhsbd #smallbiz

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Say “Arse off to Amazon” & “Tits to Tesla”, NOPE OUT with the Fuck It Fairy and support a small card drawer who makes naughty but niche cards (blank for your message)! Celebrate “Don’t buy from evil billionaire day” by supporting a daft small maker Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #bsnm #mhhsbd #art #rude

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I must do some proper scans of these - these shitty piccies don’t really do them justice. A friend just bought four and framed them up a la Warhol! LOOK HOW COOL THEY LOOK! #muppetart #muppet #beaker #bsnm #mhhsbd #artsky #traditionalmaterials

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There are paper prints (and A6 cards) of all my Bunny Gallery - here’s a wee video for your Friday delight and delectation - Hang em in your LOOvre (there’s also a Great Wave at BUNegawa these days too!) dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/9737... #artbunnies #bunny #artsky #bsnm #rabbits #mhhsbd

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Who needs a Muppet lino print from a wee maker on “Don’t buy from cruel rich tosser” day? Ah go on… They and their different coloured (+ black&white) muppet brethren can all be fine in my Kofi Shop with loads of other fun art stuff. Have a look ko-fi.com/dippyfish/shop #muppets #art #bsnm #mhhsbd

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I'm celebrating another trip around the sun with a 12hr shift which started at 3am. Bah humbug 🎂

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Anyone getting married? I have THE BEST engagement/hen card (even if I say so myself) Ideal to send to Brides-to-be or to invite people to be bridesmaids and maids of dishonour! CLUCK YEAH BITCHES! #hen #wedding #bsnm #mhhsbd #quirkycards #engagement dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/5885...

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If you’re wanting to restock a card box, I have “pick n mix” bundle deals for 4 or 10 cards in the shoppe… All manner of cards for all occasions (NB. these are grumpy ones cos I am ill and broke) Four dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/757942741 Ten dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/891134214 #bsnm

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Dirty birbs or big-eyed borbs. I do a lot of bird cards. Something for everyone! Lovers or tits, cocks and boobies - but also just cute feathery frens #bird 🪶 #birdart #art #rude #bsnm #mhhsbd Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

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Wanna send a hug in the happy post? I gotcha covered From big blue cuddle monsters to group hugs, hugs right in your face cos you’re (presumably) out of this world, to magical Pony hugs! Just some of the squeezetastic greetings available in me shop Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #bsnm #greetings #mhhsbd

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Happy post to send cheery messages at times of woe and stress and trouble… Ass kicking hamsters, supportive seals, daft boz eyed bugs saying the word BUM, and jolly bees… all blank for your message… Send some happy post today Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #bsnm #mhhsbd #artshare #artsky #greetings

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Just realised that the reason my back doesn’t hurt at the moment is I’m teaming 400 million paracetamols for my hideous cold HA HA HA HA HA boo ha silver linings! Life really is quite funny sometimes, huh?

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Cards For #mothersday you say? 🧵 If they’re turtley awesome, get your Seal of approval - like a red wine & a swim (I never said this shit wasn’t a bit niche) or have just birthed or acquired an eating sleeping pooping machine, here are some (blank) ideas Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #bsnm #mhhsbd #art

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Other borbs are available… (also in Goldfinch - cos that was my dad’s fave…

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Furry dickhead in full on lazy-ass mode

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This razor cannot believe the sheer audacity of this other razor.

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I am sitting in an airport. I am going to be sitting in an airport all day. 1 hour down, 8 to go. I have had to exchange money to buy sustenance whilst here. They pulled my pants down on that. I am tired and cranky, and I really don't want to be here. Send help - a St Bernard or whatever

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As well as the lovely stuff, I do love an Eff-bomb (possibly cos of arting and making mistakes! Oh and gestures at everything) Wondering if I should do some more of these wipe clean fuckit lists for Christmas? dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/914319603 A couple left at the moment!

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Being all touristy and shit today. Too many crotch-goblins started to invade the place, so I got out of dodge. Can recommend #ROM as a good way to pass a couple of hours #TorontoThunder

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My tour of Toronto this morning was cancelled, so I've done my own. Started at the Hockey Hall of Fame and wandered around a bit. Had to stop for coffee now though as it's bloody freezing (-10°c actually) 🥶 #TorontoThunder #gobolts

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So. Niagara Falls. Absolutely amazing place. I could watch the falls all day - and indeed I would have if it wasn't for the ice-spray which coated you in minutes. I will be coming back 💙 #TorontoThunder #gobolts

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#TorontoThunder #gobolts Why does the spray have to be 75% ice??? 😬😲🥶🥶🥶

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Canada 🇨🇦 I am in you 😃 #Torontothunder

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Airports. Awful, awful places. This bloody lounge isn't much better. I've always wondered why airports are so hideous, and of course it's because everyone going to one, is actually leaving... Oh well. Stage 1 of #Torontothunder is underway. I'll try not to bore you 🙄

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

#Toronto now starting to feel very real 😬 Details of accommodation have come through, and I'm panic buying travel trousers whilst battling 12hr shifts which start at 3am 😒🤦‍♂️

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Ooooh, I just love going to bed at half 7. Said no one. Ever. Fucking 3am alarm again 😒

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