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Rocket practicing to up his firepower

Waiting.

I always crack up at these emails.

This sew on carabiner-type thing doesn't close right. Broken spring I guess. Not sure where to find a replacement.

"Shlap" 💥💦

This jock is too short :( #FCF

The swing packs down. But maybe I should have bought two smaller duffel bags, it's pretty heavy.

I'm a bad gay because although I like to have my dick sucked I'm not very good at returning the favor. #TMITuesday

this kilt is too short :(

You sit on it, but you can't take it with you.

I need some to come help me test out these expensive bed sheets.

Hey I forgot to tag the photo, sorry, but it looks like it was autotagged?

It's time for another #FCF on this chilly February night.

I hope you're having a good #FCF down there.

I need someone to come and take over for this machine. #thirstythursday

Sexy underwear.

So it's really easy to make Amazon's shopping assistant into a dumb little service fox fyi Which is hilarious but also like ... Guardrails? Anything??? The only impediment was the character limit.

*whine*

OK, I got some springs I like, someone come help me test this out.

Hanging out on this #FCF

Warming up your cold blooded friends

Also good for fursuit drying

Oh wait, is it called a "sling" or a "swing"? Either way it's in my basement and I'm looking a porch swing springs as an upgrade.

Anyway I was having like a panic attack because no matter how many opportunities I hypothetically have to play around with people, I never do. Never works out. Also I think I just committed another faux pas today.

I've never been in a fuck swing before. Usually I just drink Scotch and observe. But I bought one so now I have no excuse.

Trying to have the fattest #FCF

I got stickers at FC come get a sticker from me at FC