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Borrowed an outfit for the weekend and got to keep the top 🌻✨

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Me: hi, when will my thing arrive, do you think? :) UPS: Allow patience to fill your open grasp. Me: sure thing! tracking info has disappeared is all UPS: Step out onto the tightrope of the unknown. Me: ok! do you know its last location? UPS: You have proven yourself undisciplined and childlike

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pleas3 don't hurt me I am just a little droideka looking for my mommy

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me when im winking at you

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'called me a hot n tranny mess' is the most iconic line of shrek the musical

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Long worm having a patio party in the rain !

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Watch me bring this up every day for the rest of time www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu...

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i have the same issue w that boy wizard book too, btw. i work with children & those books are still extremely popular w children and a way for them to connect w each other. my fear is in parents not having conversations w their children about themes & language that are offensive & outdated

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me (talking about shark tank): do you wanna watch the ring video with me my loved 1s:

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i have nine different work apps across two jobs and my W2s for both are hidden in separate apps. Please just mail me a piece of paper. I'm begging you

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SNL reminds me of Marvel in that a lot of incredible talent passed through it and led to some amazing material (and a ton of utter crapola), but was helmed by an asshole control freak and fucked a lot folks over, and was never as hip or enlightened as it hyped itself up as.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

GENUINELY the most successful product that EVER aired on that television show and four outta five sharks are either giggling or tryna take scrub daddy for half equity. LOSERS and CLOWNS

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i hope every shark except lori is suicidal when they think about scrub daddy

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i never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that…. yeah, I got mop from communism

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it's really against everything in me to burn them but I also refuse to sell or donate them to a used bookstore and keep it in circulation. genuinely an enormous conflict for me between the need to preserve literature and artwork and the need to deplatform a rapist and bury his means of living

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i really don't think im meant for blackout poetry but it is cathartic to deface my kneel gay man books

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i am having fun on the internet!

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i'll never get to thank tim bergling in person for saving my life but i can wear his name on my body until i die

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redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

submitted 83 days ago • 29 comments

this chicken n' stars recipe was pass d down by my bubbe's bubbe

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"kid reacts to hearing his imaginary friend's voice"

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i think we need to really bring back spitting on people as a form of assault. there's truly nothing more degrading than being slapped with someone's saliva right out their mouth on a public street and i want to make you* cry

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

submitted 76 days ago • 31 comments

neoboards stay interesting

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

when i'm sick i post like a motha fucka

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

i think it's easy to conflate the two but i'm definitely more of a naturalist than a humanist

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

if our lord god sir terry pratchett was still alive he'd be making a puppet show of neil gaiman getting his cock ripped off by a bird while he drowns in his bathwater

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

there r just people out there who don't know how good coffee w oat milk and honey is

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

try and understand some shit . before you talk about my business

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submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

i should be able to email parents and say their kid's vibe sucks

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

i genuinely felt a pit in my stomach last night, i opened twitter and g*ys against gr**ming is an Official Checkmark Organization there now. there was a woman in my work the other day wearing a hat with their dogwhistles all over it. multiple dudes using triple parentheses in my rec tweets.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i won't be scared outta living my life these next few yrs. i'll be scared as fuck but I'll live. and so will you !

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I believe in the human spirit

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Borrowed an outfit for the weekend and got to keep the top 🌻✨

Me: hi, when will my thing arrive, do you think? :) UPS: Allow patience to fill your open grasp. Me: sure thing! tracking info has disappeared is all UPS: Step out onto the tightrope of the unknown. Me: ok! do you know its last location? UPS: You have proven yourself undisciplined and childlike

pleas3 don't hurt me I am just a little droideka looking for my mommy

me when im winking at you

'called me a hot n tranny mess' is the most iconic line of shrek the musical

Long worm having a patio party in the rain !

Watch me bring this up every day for the rest of time www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu...

i have the same issue w that boy wizard book too, btw. i work with children & those books are still extremely popular w children and a way for them to connect w each other. my fear is in parents not having conversations w their children about themes & language that are offensive & outdated

me (talking about shark tank): do you wanna watch the ring video with me my loved 1s:

i have nine different work apps across two jobs and my W2s for both are hidden in separate apps. Please just mail me a piece of paper. I'm begging you

SNL reminds me of Marvel in that a lot of incredible talent passed through it and led to some amazing material (and a ton of utter crapola), but was helmed by an asshole control freak and fucked a lot folks over, and was never as hip or enlightened as it hyped itself up as.

GENUINELY the most successful product that EVER aired on that television show and four outta five sharks are either giggling or tryna take scrub daddy for half equity. LOSERS and CLOWNS

i hope every shark except lori is suicidal when they think about scrub daddy

i never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that…. yeah, I got mop from communism

it's really against everything in me to burn them but I also refuse to sell or donate them to a used bookstore and keep it in circulation. genuinely an enormous conflict for me between the need to preserve literature and artwork and the need to deplatform a rapist and bury his means of living

i really don't think im meant for blackout poetry but it is cathartic to deface my kneel gay man books

i am having fun on the internet!

i'll never get to thank tim bergling in person for saving my life but i can wear his name on my body until i die

redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

this chicken n' stars recipe was pass d down by my bubbe's bubbe

"kid reacts to hearing his imaginary friend's voice"

i think we need to really bring back spitting on people as a form of assault. there's truly nothing more degrading than being slapped with someone's saliva right out their mouth on a public street and i want to make you* cry

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

neoboards stay interesting

when i'm sick i post like a motha fucka

i think it's easy to conflate the two but i'm definitely more of a naturalist than a humanist

if our lord god sir terry pratchett was still alive he'd be making a puppet show of neil gaiman getting his cock ripped off by a bird while he drowns in his bathwater

there r just people out there who don't know how good coffee w oat milk and honey is

try and understand some shit . before you talk about my business

i should be able to email parents and say their kid's vibe sucks

i genuinely felt a pit in my stomach last night, i opened twitter and g*ys against gr**ming is an Official Checkmark Organization there now. there was a woman in my work the other day wearing a hat with their dogwhistles all over it. multiple dudes using triple parentheses in my rec tweets.

i won't be scared outta living my life these next few yrs. i'll be scared as fuck but I'll live. and so will you !

I believe in the human spirit

my cat is two for two on singeing his eyebrows off trying to smell lit chanukah candles

Tried my hand at legoz

when I repost myself