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urfavjamaican.bsky.social
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ya it took me too long to get on the solo leveling wave ts is so good 🤣

posted on ig today and had someone i thought was over me start crashing out in my comments replying to everyone tryna scare other men away my worddddd

talked to this guy for two seconds at the bar next thing i know he’s saying i love u PLS

i’m currently writing a paper on anti-spam laws and i swear i have never received as many spam texts as i have this week

law school should only be 2 years get me outta here now

i needa fix my inability to do work unless there’s an imminent deadline 😭

if ur canadian don’t fly porter unless u want a bad day

pro tip: despite how close you may live to the train station don’t walk in a snowstorm. i just had to carry my suitcase bc the snow was so high. canada is rly canada-ing rn 💀

when ur guy friend starts saying “that’s why i love u” every other sentence 🧍🏾‍♀️

the way i never talk in this class the prof’s eyes visibly lit up & people started texting to hype me up ?? 😭😭

Only person that got it worse than the Chiefs tonight was Aubrey Graham

what a good day to be a hurts fan

guys i interviewed at this firm yesterday & in less than 24h one of the partners called to be like girl it was unanimous everyone loved u i feel sooo seen 😭😭😭

everyone who greenlit the ig update needs to be fired like no way y’all saw that layout and thought it looked good ..

instagram is so ugly rn i have no words

man in my dms saying i look familiar…i don’t leave my house so ik u lyinnnn 👽

tried to bake cookies…quickly remembered i am ASS at baking 😖

tf is going on in lagos? why is everyone and their mama there rn

if it’s girls night why did you invite your bf pls 💀

deadly class is such an underrated show

carry-on was such a good movie. definitely had me stressed the whole time but so good.

man i love a good sports movie like why does shooting stars have me crying 30 mins in 😭

i hate when people hit me up only because they want something 😭

the ultimatum show is genuinely insane and every season i’m in shock all over again

people needa stop telling me the heinous shit their exes did to them if they’re just gonna get back tgt a month later like.. now i’m just looking at you like you have no self respect

wicked ate. i have no words.

this is really how it feels when you know you’re writing a goodass paper

jumping on the dandadan train to try & see what the hype is

the way chatgpt knows everything about me is terrifying 💀

What it feels like posting every single thought that crosses my mind on this app.

anyone else enjoy watching bodycam footage on youtube of karens throwing temper tantrums when they get arrested 😭

miss tori kelly never disappoints

the way they’re booing taylor lmfaoooo 🤣

Im black, fine, and cant see for shii , what more do you need??😌 #blacksky #blindbaddie

just went on the other app for the first time today and the first tweet i saw pissed me off so bad i shoulda stayed my ass over here 🧍🏾‍♀️

Suspect is single as fuck but doesn't vibe with any of the men that wanna talk to her-