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I run roleplaying games so you don't have to and to appease my megalomania. It has nothing to do with me justifying my ridiculous book collection.
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tabletop.events/conventions/... The Summer Knights Online Con returns this July 25th-27th! Come play cool games with cool people for charity! I will be running, at least, my usual #deltagreen and #callofcthulhu games. Maybe some #pirateborg or #eatthereich because who doesn't like eating Nazis!

The SNC was forced to deal with the fallout from the horrors in Arizona. This entailed being attached to a raid on a cultist compound which ended poorly for everyone. Somehow, this also led to the follow question being posed about a secret tunnel: "How many squirrels long is that?" #deltagreen

So...you are sleeping at home, your neighbor rings your doorbell to tell you that a containership almost hit your house. It is not clear what caused the grounding of NCL Salten.

The TNC's #UrbanShadowsRPG campaign is shaping up nicely with all of the players having a character idea and some even getting their sheets to me early! The setting is a bit hard mode because I foolishly let the players choose The City's real world location. #poweredbytheapocalypse

The SNC FINALLY encountered the horrors that lurked in the basement of the State Police barracks and for some of them, they will never be the same again. Of course being #DeltaGreen, they solved it the only way they knew how. It's adorable that they think there will be no repercussions to this...

I'm starting to think that giving the TNC access to tactical nuclear weapons as a plot point in our #travellerrpg game was a bad idea. When all you have is a hammer....

I played #deathinspace last night at the Illusion Horror Spring Community Con. A Mork Borg-esque grimdark scifi game, we were tasked with fixing a jump beacon. The beacon was a bit creepy and "we don't have to solve the mysteries of the flesh." Despite best efforts, only one fatality!

I played #deltagreen PX Poker last night at the Illusion Horror Spring Community con. Had a blast going completely bonkers, killing another party member and then reenacting a scene from Full Metal Jacket with another one. Almost but not quite a TPK!

The SNC DG game was cancelled due to real life issues. In honor of #AlienDay, we played a hack of the #AlienRPG. So much carnage. So many quotable moments : "...because the Dungeon DM Daddy said so." "I'm flopping down the corridor, leaving a snail trail of android batter."

"And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant, so I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it. Computer, send that personal log to Signal chat."

Seen elsenet and worth repeating: J. K. Rowling is just Andrew Tate for white women.

A bit late with the update due to real life pain and suffering. The SNC are dealing with the ramifications of the Orb and have found what lurks within. They welfare check at the state police barracks did not go as planned. SAN loss was had by all! They're also now truly aware of #DeltaGreen.

No RPG reports this week. I’m a bit busy doing absolutely nothing.

The energy I bring to your comments section.

The TNC thought they were going to spend a nice leisurely week in FTL after avoiding the obvious GM bait of the derelict ship. It didn't go as planned as they were all wracked with terrible nightmares that I'm sure has nothing to do with their cargo. Just another day in the #TravellerRPG !

AND. WE'RE. LIVE. www.humblebundle.com/books/delta-...

The Tuesday Night Crew managed to successfully dump the cargo from their hijacked ship and sent the ship itself into a final run into the systems gas giant. They also picked up a fare that is locked in stasis with orders to deliver it in Imperial space. Someone else is very interested as well.

I have been remiss in my RPG updates! The Saturday Night Crew has encountered The Orb in all of it's orby glory. It's always entertaining to see the reactions when someone explodes at a cellular level across the Arizona country side.

"Be a fan of your players' characters," yes, I dig that, but also, sometimes it's freaking hilarious when they die in abject weeping misery and terror, amirite?

Here’s the deal: If you’re an anti-woke/incel/Trumper piece of shit, no one and nothing “made you that way” — you CHOSE it. Your friend or brother or sister or dad or mom or whatever wasn’t brainwashed, they are an asshole. Full stop. It is always a choice. Always.

It's March so I'm doing Soldier On's March On Challenge to raise funds to help veterans, in memory of my father and in recognition of my family & colleagues who are currently serving. If you can spare a few bucks, consider donating to a worthy cause :) www.marchonchallenge.org.au/fundraisers/...

In yesterday's #CallofCthulhu game, I was forced to take on a disguise for reasons that were totally not my fault. A bunch of white makeup, a chef's hat and some eyeliner later and I was good to go. I was dubbed Siouxsie Sous Chef.

Had the first session of my new Traveller casual campaign. The Aslan gunner couldn't hit anything, the Vargyr pilot tried to commit war crimes, the Aslan comms officer saved the day and the other Vargyr wanted to leave the ship at 6 Gs as a 'boarding party of one' So, things went about as expected.

I'm running Eat the Reich this evening at the GoPlayNW online gaming con. Still have a few seats left if you're interested in getting your vamp on and slaughtering Nazis. And really, who wouldn't be into that? #goplaynwonline

My GoPlayNW game of Delta Green - Last Things Last went way over time for various reasons but the team managed to solve the mystery of the septic tank. Had a great time with the crew. "Medically cleared grenades" has now entered into my gaming lexicon.

In a little under 5 hours, I'll be running Delta Green - Last Things Last at the GoPlayNW con. I still have a couple of seats available. Come hang out for a night of insanity and questionable moral choices! Oh and play an RPG as well! goplaynw.org

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Half way through the week and I just realized I forgot to post the Saturday Night Crew's Delta Green game. The team have been tasked with checking out strange occurrences at a house in Tampa. The strange shadow having a conversation with a 10 year old deaf girl definitely got their attention.

Summer Knights Online. July 25th - July 27th. Save the date. I'll be running games all weekend. Might even play a few!

I will be running Eat the Reich and Delta Green - Last Things Last at goplaynw.org on February 22nd and 23rd. Come play cool games with new and interesting people!

Eat the Reich this evening with my Tuesday night crew. I've added a number of new mini-bosses/secondaries for them to achieve given current events. It's time for the FANG gang to kill some Nazi's and drink some blood.

The Saturday Night Crew has finished the two session one shot for Pirate Borg. The blossoming romance between Turtle and Maximilian survived the horrors in the Cavern of the Seven Skulls. No one else did but hey, that's love for you. Back on track with Delta Green in 2 weeks!