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I'm running Eat the Reich this evening at the GoPlayNW online gaming con. Still have a few seats left if you're interested in getting your vamp on and slaughtering Nazis. And really, who wouldn't be into that? #goplaynwonline

My GoPlayNW game of Delta Green - Last Things Last went way over time for various reasons but the team managed to solve the mystery of the septic tank. Had a great time with the crew. "Medically cleared grenades" has now entered into my gaming lexicon.

In a little under 5 hours, I'll be running Delta Green - Last Things Last at the GoPlayNW con. I still have a couple of seats available. Come hang out for a night of insanity and questionable moral choices! Oh and play an RPG as well! goplaynw.org

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Half way through the week and I just realized I forgot to post the Saturday Night Crew's Delta Green game. The team have been tasked with checking out strange occurrences at a house in Tampa. The strange shadow having a conversation with a 10 year old deaf girl definitely got their attention.

Summer Knights Online. July 25th - July 27th. Save the date. I'll be running games all weekend. Might even play a few!

I will be running Eat the Reich and Delta Green - Last Things Last at goplaynw.org on February 22nd and 23rd. Come play cool games with new and interesting people!

Eat the Reich this evening with my Tuesday night crew. I've added a number of new mini-bosses/secondaries for them to achieve given current events. It's time for the FANG gang to kill some Nazi's and drink some blood.

The Saturday Night Crew has finished the two session one shot for Pirate Borg. The blossoming romance between Turtle and Maximilian survived the horrors in the Cavern of the Seven Skulls. No one else did but hey, that's love for you. Back on track with Delta Green in 2 weeks!

PirateBorg can be a very lethal game, especially if you're using the random character generator ( pirateborg.brettodonnell.ca ) to get a new pirate quickly. The Tuesday Night Crew continued to learn this as we had even more fatalities. The Cave of Seven Skulls is just littered with bodies.

The TNC had a slightly different experience with Pirate Borg that resulted in an almost TPK. I say almost because while there was 100% less gay pirate romance, there was 100% historically accurate pirate-leaving-his-mates-to-die-horribly. He's off to get a new crew in Tortuga to try again.

We played PirateBorg last night instead of Delta Green due to a last minute vacation. I was expecting insanity. What I didn't expect was the game turning into an episode of Our Flag Means Death. As usual, the one shot turns into a two shot which will be a three shot for sure due to pirate romance.

She is more of a journalist than every motherfucker at the New York Times put together.

A scheduling SNAFU turned the Delta Green game into a game of Eat the Reich on Saturday. "You can never have too many testicles." "Oh! Juice boxes!" "Why does everyone hate my pinky?" "He's like Batty from Fern Gully except huge and covered in blood." "They're like lunchables but German."

Shit’s going to get worse before it gets even more worse.

Tomorrow, the Tuesday Night Crew will don their eye patches, peg legs and foul mouth parrots as we play #PirateBorg. The #DarkCaribbean setting is going to have them murder hoboing it up for sure. Thankfully, I've stocked up on the rum for this eventuality.

I wrapped up my 6 month, street level #HuntertheReckoning #TimeofJudgement campaign last night with my regular Tuesday Night Crew. Giving them all the assorted hints to the larger #WorldofDarkness but not telling them anything was a blast for me. They enjoyed the not knowing and creeping dread.

Another day, another #DeltaGreen game at the Illusion Horror con. Today's game is Last Things Last. Our intrepid players have been tasked with sanitizing the home of a fallen agent. I'm absolutely sure this will go 100% as planned with no issues. www.theillusionhorrorcon.events

I will be running #deltagreen PX Poker night this evening at the Illusion Horror con! I've got a lively group of players who have almost TPK'd themselves before the game has even started. Check the con out at www.theillusionhorrorcon.events

Player signups are now open for Summer Knights Charity Con! If you're not going to Indy, come hang with us! tabletop.events/conventions/... I'll be running 2 #deltagreen games and a #callofcthulhu . I've also been roped into a panel on running horror games Sunday morning.

Not going to Indy this August? How about Summer Knights Online Charity Con Aug 2-4. Submissions are open! bit.ly/summer-knigh... We are looking for Game Runners to run any RPG of their choice, Proceeds from the event will support World Central Kitchen.

The Cybertruck lays on its roof, its undercarriage baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Elon?

RPG Alliance con is upon us! I will be running 3 games : #Delta Green, #CallofCthulhu and #CrashCart. Sleep is for the weak, come stay up late and play games with us! tabletop.events/conventions/... tabletop.events/conventions/... tabletop.events/conventions/...