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why in the fucking world would you put RFKjr in charge of anything, being in charge means speaking and when he speaks any humanoid within range of his voice has to pass a charisma save to not grab his throat and shake until he stops sounding like he's choking on cooked spaghetti

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my special interests include smoking weed and looking at my phone

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

tfw when youre driving drunk and turn off cruise control

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Credible death threats to politicians by right-wing extremists is a core part of Trump's authoritarian playbook, which is why Trump pardoned 1,500 credible-death-threat-making extremists on day one.

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

i was digging out old anime con booklets from high school and fucking found this jesus fucking christ

submitted 17 days ago • 31 comments

One of my favorite things I've ever found while running this account: A promo for a syndicated airing of MST3K on NBC affiliate KARE in Minneapolis. In the 15+ years I've been obsessively watching old commercial blocks, this is the only syndicated MST3K promo I've ever seen. A true unicorn.

submitted 12 days ago • 14 comments

What's your sign?

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Start to back out of my parking spot, guy honks at me, little old man in a giant truck. I figure he wants to get by and is a rude-ass Pull back into my spot and wait for like 30+ seconds. He doesn't move. I sloooowly back out again and drive away. In my rearview he takes the spot I just vacated ??

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Some people driving crazy out here, it's not a race guys! You don't make for decent opponents, you're more like obstacles

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Just note the Democrats could do everything in their power and still fail to stop the fascist administrative coup. I'd still like them to actually DO THAT, though.

submitted 26 days ago • 27 comments

elected democrats are to voters what landlords are to tenants. painted-over-the-outlet-ass party

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

My brain is a beaten dog and capitalism is its tormentor

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky reply alignment chart

submitted 440 days ago • 26 comments

Yesterday I wrote the Big Game's true name on a piece of paper and gave it to a clay statue, that mfer came to life

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

My Crohn's and potato chips for some reason

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I remember him every Friday He gave us so much, but his Wheather Report gave me such joy for the last weekday

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There's something interesting about how brutally misanthropic Amazon's ads always seemingly feature people that aren't The Customer. The health ones where empathy is a chore, the shopping ones where other shoppers are a scourge of locusts, Amazon seems to love us hating everything but them

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Newsletter: The DeepSeek situation is a moment that should fill Silicon Valley with shame, a monument to the lack of vision and herd mentality of the American tech industry. OpenAI and Anthropic have no moat, no business, no innovation, and I believe no future. www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/

submitted 32 days ago • 93 comments

Jesus Christ. -- It is as bad as you'd think. It describes gender affirming care as 'maiming' and 'mutilation'. It bans Medicaid and TriCare from covering it. It instructs the DoJ to use the laws against female genital mutilation. It is in every way horrible. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Sober You buying Future You snacks is self care

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costco is, deservedly, getting praise for rejecting a racist shareholder proposal from a “conservative think tank,” but i recently did some research about the time AT&T rejected a very similar proposal from a neonazi group in 1988. everything old is new again & we never learn the lesson.

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

When they're four sentences deep into failing utterly to answer a simple yes-or-no question and aren't slowing down

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There's some interesting math here: Profits $14,400,000,000 Avg. deductibles $1,250 3 bullets $63,000,000,000 someone who is good at the economy please help them budget this. their company is dying

submitted 36 days ago • 17 comments

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

submitted 38 days ago • 1263 comments

Me and my friends when we wait patiently for microscopic organisms to float down to us

submitted 37 days ago • 11 comments

LATE BREAKING: Trump Signs Executive Order, "Chip-Ol-Tee" Now Correct Pronunciation

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Dropped two cans of zyns into my humidifier's water reservoir, my home's atmosphere is 12% nicotine and I will die outside of it

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