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Husband. Dad. Card game lover. Mosh pit destroyer. 🇵🇭 Magic the Gathering. Manga. Comics. The end of my enemies.
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Making some progress in GGST and learning combos lol This is a very different game than Tekken. I feel like you need to hit your inputs faster and there’s no room for delayed inputs (at least on Nago, idk about everyone else). You gotta be on point lol

It’s me and my wife’s 9th anniversary today. I’ve been throwing a pity party for 2 weeks because I told her I wasn’t able to get PTO for today (I did get PTO for today 🤭, she’s gonna be so surprised)

I want to fight someone every single day. I wish these times weren’t so trying.

OH MY GOD KAGURABACHI GOES SO FUCKING HARD

Do other generations have jokes about terrible events in history? Like late 90s ppl joke about 9/11, what do ppl from other times have jokes about lol

One of these cars drove past us so I showed my 7 year old and he goes “oh those are those old cars from the 90s right?” haha…

Posted a few tips on how to properly fascists earlier today. Check that out.

If a fascist ever gets in your face, remember that it only takes a very small amount of force to take the meaty part of your palm and direct it up and then into their nose to cause serious harm. Palm strikes to the chin are less lethal and could give you some time to run if you hit hard enough.

Picked up Guilty Gear Strive. I definitely am not gravitating towards the giant dude with the giant sword lmao

Rush Hour 2 came out in 2001? Holy fucking hell

GODDDDDD PACKKKKKKKKKKKK

I can’t wait to see all the new monsters… …and wear their corpses.

I love this design holy shit

Finished :Re Such a beautiful story. I should’ve read it sooner.

My son drew some Godzilla art for me lol

This job is gonna make me pick up cigarettes again oh my fucking GOD

When they go low, go lower. Talk shit about immigrants and I’m bringing up your worthless dead rotting loved ones every single time.

Hey guys, don’t use fentanyl. I don’t wanna find your body.

Yes, my Korvold deck is definitely just a 3 🫣🤭

Finally got to this iconic panel lol

NOOOOOOO

It’s nice to get into the actual meat of this arc lol the beginning had so much set up

Wait… Do ppl not know what “40 acres and a mule” refers to…?

Hey @flyingwalruss.bsky.social, I’m so happy for you lol

I’m a Niners fan. Go Birds 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

New reality/game show idea: 12 non-white Trump voters in a house. They have to find out which of them is the illegal. None of em are. At the end of the show, they get rounded up by ICE anyways because they’re not white lmao

Stop Dems From Being Weak As Fuck Challenge: Impossible

Last Super Bowl, we had *17* total brawls, 11 happened at the same time. Wish me luck going to work today. 😭🙃

Read Kagurabachi.

I love Tekken lol

I really hope that blonde press secretary lady falls down some fucking stairs. Whoville reject looking ass smh

Perfect representation of Dems. They could easily just move the mf but there they are, wasting time, asking pointless questions, doing absolutely nothing.

Silicon Valley destroyed the Bay and I’ll square up with anyone who disagrees. Especially fucking nerds like John Shedletsky

HIT RED RANKS IN TEKKEN HELL YEAH Ngl I’m pretty fucking proud of myself lol I grew up *sucking* at fighting games but now it’s starting to click

JIMMY BUTLER TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WARRIORS?????????????????

GORE MAGALA IS BACK #MHWilds

Every day, I gotta sit and meditate and tell myself not all white ppl are fascist and not all ppl that look like me realize they look like me. There’s no war but class war.