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soft autumn vibes. 28. she/he/they/fae(r)/ae(r). vanaja.
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

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Gonna be real. I do not care if you are on theme for the met gala of your outfit still looks like shit. Like I'd rather someone attend off theme but well dressed versus on theme but it's ugly.

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Day 29: Midna

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Trump supporters, 2016: Look at that jet! Donald Trump is an American success story who'll use his years of business experience to put more money in your pocket! Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?

submitted 55 days ago • 71 comments

A year or so ago the bipolar community here contributed to some infographics I put together. I just made some updates to the “Mania for Normies” handout; more feedback is always welcome, these are living docs! I’d love for folks to share it with anyone who could benefit 😃 🙌 thank you carry on

submitted 30 days ago • 13 comments

my dad doesn't think the substance is a horror movie???? 😭😭😭

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Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

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glad everyone is getting their jokes off but George Santos being sentenced to prison sends a chill through the gay Latino liar community and I can't help but notice many have not checked in on me

submitted 34 days ago • 28 comments

Nothing worse than when the manic upswing passes and you failed to capitalize on it

submitted 36 days ago • 34 comments

Survivor challenges are all about grip strength so you better believe my pussy would win the million 🤭

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Day 19: Princess Mononoke

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Day 18: Eileen the Crow

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idubbz dropping a content cop on h3 was not on my bingo card for 2025 holy shit

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Day 14: Sheik

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Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner. nymag.com/intelligence...

submitted 47 days ago • 178 comments

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idk its just kinda funny to me that like there are 2-3 time trump voters who are like "i can't believe he's doing all this stuff" when like he verbally promised to do literally every single thing he's done so far this term multiple times like what did you think he meant he was gonna do

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We go now live to our economics editor who has broken out the good whiskey and seems to be playing with a revolver. How are the markets reacting Greg

submitted 57 days ago • 37 comments

3 cousins of mine are all expecting kids do I kill myself

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every time Elon suffers my health replenishes like Link in a fairy fountain

submitted 57 days ago • 46 comments

very funny that bluesky knows its userbase is mostly joke-illiterate so even this extremely tame and obvious april fools prank needs a disclaimer at the bottom

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