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Dog person. Socially Awkward. I like to eat food. I can't fill this entire thing. My life sucks. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qqcf5jubgx73ux3swau67d3/feed/aaafnp6rnouhm
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Every time I scream sneeze she gets up and stares at me.

2025 seems like a good time to take up drinking again.

Being dinks with a pet dog... a truly unparalleled experience.

I forget what it was like to have knees that didn't sound like cracking walnuts every time I bent down.

Gonna start saying "gag me with a spoon" again whenever I hear something that I disapprove of.

Overtime hockey should come with anxiety medication.

Being up at 2 am in my 40s tonight is going to have me feeling like I'm in my 80s tomorrow.

I try not to wish bad things on anyone, but those two.......

Yes, I'm usually a negative thinking person first, but that's why I love animals. Simple things snap you out of your funk.

I'm American, and even I think America sucks right now.

Urges I can't explain: If I had a fountain pen, I'd stab someone in the neck.

Relaxing night.

What an absolutely stupid time to be alive when someone can say the words "Yam Tits" and we all know who they mean.

Watching Dexter and the only thing I keep wondering is how much he spends on plastic wrap

Me on Valentine's day seeing my food order pull into the driveway