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Just a nervous little guy Maybe one day I'll draw something :)
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Why is my bathroom so dirty?!?! I JUST cleaned it 2 months ago!

Farting in the elevator to distract them from the fact I just successfully sued them for $500,000 and ruined their life

Streamers when they have to take an IRL test and can't ask chat what the answers are

The whiplash of emotions I felt going into a meeting with my supervisor fully expecting to get laid off only to be told about my guaranteed future work sites for the next year and how I'll actually be doing less work with more pay cannot be described.

Currently fighting a dude outside of a Waffle House and he just did this pose. Am I cooked?

Anyone got that one GIF of Sol Badguy about to punch the camera and, at the last second, his gigantic pecs rip out of his tight shirt and flash you?

No, video essayist, you WON'T "get to that later". Tell me about it NOW or else you're going to forget and I'll have to now forever live with this loose end. Or worse, you're going to embarrass yourself by summarizing it in text/ a 10 second voice over, proving you could've just gotten to it now.

Found this in a Schlotzsky's bathroom. Instantly thought of this.

Smelled Play-Doh for the first time in years today

Here's our haul from the Christmas parade my friends and I went to today. Felt like a kid again sorting candy on a bed between everyone.

What is HE doing here?????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S PRONOUNCED "ORN-ER-REE" AND NOT "AWN-REE"??? MOM, THE CHILDREN ARE LAUGHING AT ME NOW!!